As large families become more common, so do the curious questions that often accompany them. Honestly, I’ve reached my limit with these inquiries. One of these days, I might just snap and retaliate with a cantaloupe in the grocery store. To avoid such a scenario, let’s take a look at some questions you might want to steer clear of.
- “Are you a circus act?”
If we were, I’d be charging admission. It’s not a talent show when you start counting my family members. Yes, there are seven of us, and yes, we can go out without a ticket! - “Are you trying to outdo the Duggars?”
Oh, what a clever joke! Because obviously, my goal is global domination through reproduction. Cloning isn’t my specialty, so I guess I’m just building my own little army. - “You really should learn to say no!”
Excuse me? Have you met my husband? Why on earth would I want to deny him? It’s a wild misconception that I’m drowning in his desires. Maybe I’m just creatively ambitious when it comes to family planning. - “Don’t you understand how that happens?”
Yes, we do! And trust me, we’re exceptionally skilled at it. - “Were all your kids planned?”
Wow, did you plan to be so rude? This question leaves me baffled. My family planning is a private matter between my partner and me, and frankly, it’s nobody else’s business. If I say no, I’m careless with birth control, and if I say yes, I must be a little off my rocker. - “Are you really religious?”
Of course, the assumption is that large families must be the result of strict religious beliefs. Some people simply enjoy being parents. Not every large family is rooted in religious fervor; many of us just love having kids! - “Why did you keep them all?”
They aren’t stray puppies! One time, my husband jokingly replied, “Well, we did eat a few…” It’s absurd to think we’d ever consider them disposable. - “How do you afford so many kids?”
They take turns eating! Seriously, being strategic about meals can save a lot. Plus, who needs fancy beds? A dog crate works just fine! - “I could never manage so many kids!”
Good! Please don’t, because I wouldn’t want you to. - “You’re done, right?”
Unless you’re planning to fund their college tuition, that’s really not your concern.
The question that truly gets under my skin is, “You poor woman!” Yes, my house is lively, chaotic, and sometimes messy. But I wouldn’t change a thing about my family or my life. I love my husband, cherish my children, and embrace the beautiful madness.
While large families might not be for everyone, they certainly bring joy to those who choose that path. If you’re interested in family planning or learning more about home insemination, check out this great resource on donor insemination. For more tips, visit our blog on home insemination kits. Additionally, if you’re considering self insemination options, Cryobaby kits from Make a Mom are worth a look!
In summary, while large families can invite unsolicited comments, it’s important to remember that each family is unique and deserves respect.