Welcome to the Toddler Society, where the grown-ups have no say!
- First Rule – Never, ever mention Toddler Society.
- Second Rule – Seriously, keep Toddler Society under wraps.
- Third Rule – Resist the bath. Once submerged, fight against leaving.
- Fourth Rule – When you’re asked something, the only answer is “no.” The sole exception is if someone asks, “Would you like a treat?”
- Fifth Rule – Bedtime? Not happening! Ask questions, lots of them. Request water, say you need to use the potty, or ask for a story. Just avoid sleep at all costs.
- Sixth Rule – If a younger sibling is crying, crank up the volume to ensure complete chaos ensues.
- Seventh Rule – If spaghetti is on the menu, demand pizza. If pizza is served, switch back to wanting spaghetti.
- Eighth Rule – Never put on clothes after being asked just once.
- Ninth Rule – Dinner is breakfast, and breakfast is dinner. Don’t be fooled by the labels!
- Tenth Rule – If mom says no, try dad. And if dad says no, tell mom he agreed!
- Eleventh Rule – Don’t bother trying to get all your food into your mouth. Remember, your clothes are starving too.
- Twelfth Rule – Steer clear of anything with a crust. Rinds are definitely not our friends.
In each other we trust,
Toddler Governance
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