By: Jessica Lee
Updated: Aug. 10, 2023
With the fall season approaching, it’s time to brace ourselves for family gatherings and those well-meaning but occasionally backhanded comments from in-laws. But fear not! Here are some cheeky responses to keep the mood light and playful when those questions roll in.
- So, you don’t cook much?
Oh, not at all! My culinary skills are top-notch—if you consider pouring cereal into bowls a skill. But hey, they do have those fun colors, and I read somewhere that colorful food is good for you. Right? - Did you take the baby’s cough to the doctor?
The doctor? Oh, no, we’ve embraced a more holistic approach. I think we’re working with a homeopath now—lots of incense involved. It’s very zen! - New couch?
Absolutely! Your son got a bonus, and I thought, “Jewelry or a couch?” Well, I ended up getting a couch…and then decided to skip the jewelry. Funny how that works out! - Have you considered getting our granddaughter evaluated for the gifted program?
Honestly, I think she might just be average! But she’s enrolled in dance classes, so if academics don’t work out, she could always pursue a pole dancing career instead. - Are you still working full-time?
Oh, we won the lottery! Just trying to keep it under wraps while I sip lattes at Starbucks. The kids are calling the daycare lady “Mommy” now, but it’s all part of my master plan! - They should wear jackets in this weather.
Not if they want to be tough enough for life in Halifax! That’s the goal, right? - You look tired.
Thank you! “Tired and fabulous” was the look I was going for. If you want to critique my weight gain, the night is still young! - Is my son getting any downtime?
Honestly, no! Between chopping wood and pushing coal around, he’s got a pretty packed schedule. And let’s not even talk about my pedicure demands! - You should make the kids listen.
You’re right! I was just pondering whether I should enforce any listening rules. It’s super cute when they rebel, but your phrasing really inspired me. Thanks for the clarity! - When did your parents last visit?
Oh, they never come by. We actually prefer hanging out with you guys! Shh, don’t tell them though—they have no idea about my secret plans for Halifax!
Until next time, I remain, your witty commentator ready to tackle in-law banter with a smile.
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Summary
This article provides ten humorous comebacks to common questions from in-laws, helping to navigate potentially awkward situations with wit and charm. By responding playfully, you can maintain a light atmosphere during family gatherings.