20 Signs You’re Thriving in Parenthood

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As a parent, there are days when I find myself questioning, “Am I doing this right?!” It often seems like other parents have it all together while I’m stuck with unkempt hair, a sink full of dirty dishes, and a general feeling of defeat. But then I realized that I had been overlooking the little triumphs scattered throughout my daily chaos! Here are 20 signs that you might just be rocking this parenting gig:

  1. You quietly devoured the last piece of chocolate so your kids wouldn’t have to suffer through the sadness of missing out.
  2. You discreetly removed the batteries from that incessantly annoying talking toy to save everyone’s sanity.
  3. You left the kids engaged with PBS all afternoon—because “Viewers Like You.”
  4. Texting, coffee breaks, and venting to your partner are your go-to forms of therapy, helping you maintain your sanity amidst the chaos.
  5. Those comfy yoga pants make you feel like a productivity powerhouse, even if you’re just doing dishes and vacuuming.
  6. Your child earned a round of applause from strangers by announcing his fart in the grocery store, followed by a polite “Excuse me, Momma!” #winning
  7. Your little one has made it through the day and bedtime with fewer than 20 complaints.
  8. You packed a lunch that didn’t resemble a Pinterest project—just a simple paper bag of snacks because time was tight.
  9. You brushed your hair, got dressed, and managed to eat something that wasn’t neon orange—all before 8:00 AM. Kudos!
  10. In the midst of a toddler tantrum, you stood your ground and refused to cave to demands for chocolate pudding for dinner.
  11. You paid the bills on time, ordered those funky sneakers, and returned library books before they accumulated late fees.
  12. While chatting with your mother-in-law, you invited your kid to say hi and he didn’t roll his eyes or flee the scene. #winning
  13. You agreed to let the kids create a mud pit in the backyard because, why not? Life’s short!
  14. When your child was throwing a fit about getting in the car seat, you remained as calm as Mother Teresa herself.
  15. So what if your kid flung dinner on the floor and the dog cleaned it up while your child complained about being hungry? You just went with it.
  16. Even though you might not hit the gym, you’re still burning calories while chasing kids, doing laundry, and vacuuming the house multiple times.
  17. You sat through a lengthy monologue about why dinosaurs are the coolest, complete with sound effects and fork-as-claw action at the dinner table.
  18. You’ve always wanted this parenting journey, even if no one warned you about the challenges. You’re doing your best, and that’s what matters.
  19. You’ve concocted countless tales about what big kids do all day to motivate your child to tackle basic tasks like getting dressed or brushing their teeth.
  20. No matter the absurd situations your kids present daily, you prioritize their needs and navigate through it all—even if it’s not perfect. #winning

In the end, let’s give ourselves a pat on the back, knowing that there’s no award for “Parent of the Year.” Now, where did I stash those chocolate pudding cups?

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Summary:

Parenting can often feel overwhelming, but recognizing small victories can provide a much-needed boost. From making tough decisions to navigating daily chaos, these signs show that you’re doing just fine in your parenting journey. Remember, you’re not alone in this adventure!