There’s a well-known saying that becoming a parent changes everything. I used to think I understood that concept, but I quickly realized that the shift was far more profound than I anticipated. From my appearance to my living space and even the way I eat, life after kids is a whole new ball game. It’s like my life is divided into two phases: BK (Before Kids) and AK (After Kids).
- Bathroom Breaks: BK, using the bathroom was a private affair. AK? It’s a full-contact sport, complete with a little one clinging to my legs and demanding my attention.
- Drinks: Before kids, three drinks were just the right amount to feel buzzed. Now, if I manage to get out, I can only have one. Any more, and I’m up all night needing to pee and feeling worse than I ever imagined.
- Brunch Hours: In the BK days, brunch didn’t start until 11 AM. Now, lunch is served at a much earlier 11 AM because kids don’t wait!
- Sleep Patterns: I used to think the weekend would save me when it came to sleep. Now, weekends are just as early, with no real break since there’s no school to give us a moment’s peace.
- Dining Decisions: Previously, I chose restaurants based on the menu. Now, it’s all about which places have kids’ menus, high chairs, and are open at 5 PM.
- Eating Habits: BK, I enjoyed my meals hot and at my leisure. AK, I eat whenever I can manage a moment, often finishing my son’s leftovers while juggling the baby.
- Romance: Back in the day, wine and fancy dinners were the height of romance. Now, the most romantic gesture is simply doing the dishes.
- Socializing: Before kids, birthday parties were an excuse for adult fun. Now, I socialize mostly with the parents of my son’s friends at kiddie parties.
- Body Exposure: BK, I rarely showed off my body in public. AK, my breasts seem to be on display all the time, thanks to breastfeeding. It’s wild how having a baby attached changes everything.
- Nightlife: I used to leave the house after 9 PM. Now, I’m often tucked into bed by that time.
- Hair Care: I colored my hair for fun. Now, it’s all about covering the grays.
- Hairstyle Requests: BK, I asked my stylist for something trendy. AK? I just want enough length to tie it back in a ponytail.
- Wardrobe Changes: I once had three sizes of clothing: thin, normal, and fat. Now, it’s more like normal, transition to maternity, and full maternity. And let’s be honest—I’m all about the elastic waistband now.
- Home Location: BK, I picked my home based on nightlife. AK, the school district is my top priority.
- Home Decor: My apartment used to be filled with unique finds and personal touches. Now, the most prized possessions are plastic dinosaurs, and the walls are decorated with my preschooler’s art.
- Bulk Buying: I never bought in bulk before kids. Now, essentials like paper towels and cheese sticks are a must-have, with a permanent order placed online.
- Neighborly Gatherings: If neighbors threw a party, I’d join in. Now? I’m more inclined to call the cops if it’s too loud.
- Sick Days: Getting sick was once an excuse to lounge around with soup and TV. Now, I manage to care for the kids even when I’m feeling under the weather—no rest for the weary!
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In summary, life after children is a whirlwind of change. From the way I eat and socialize to the essentials I can’t live without, everything has shifted dramatically. Embracing this new reality is challenging but also rewarding—each day brings new adventures and lessons.