You Might Be Boring When You Discuss These Topics

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Updated: Dec. 18, 2023
Originally Published: Oct. 16, 2014

Here are 14 topics that generally fail to captivate an audience.

1. The number of carbs you’ve consumed today.
2. Your latest dream experience.
3. Any dream, really. (Unless it involves the people you’re speaking with; then it’s a must-hear tale!)
4. The diets that have proven ineffective for you.
5. Your latest obsession with someone.
6. Your grand idea for a food blog that intertwines your personal stories with recipes, like “How-You-Ate-Too-Many-Carbs-Today-Kale-and-Cucumber-Salad-with-Ginger-Arame-Dressing.”
7. How hilarious your child is when they parrot the same phrases every kid has said since time began—like, “You’re the most beautiful mama!” or “I love you more than the sun!”
8. The trio of shirts you ordered online where one doesn’t quite fit, leading you to ponder a return and your indecision about styles and colors.
9. Breast pumping? Not a riveting conversation starter.
10. Nipple confusion or your back-and-forth thoughts on hiring a lactation consultant? Even less so.
11. Your baby’s fontanelle is not exactly a hot topic. But cradle cap? Now that’s captivating!
12. Anything revolving around your “spiritual journey,” your “practice,” or the week you’re on in “The Artists’ Way.” And don’t even mention your “mentor.”
13. That unforgettable weekend at a wellness retreat.
14. Phrases that might land you on the “Annoying Party” list include: “Listicle,” “It is what it is,” “At the end of the day…” and “I’m the kind of person who…”

What Everyone Loves to Talk About

On the flip side, we often underestimate our own potential for engaging conversation. Sometimes, we mistakenly think we’re dull or unfunny. From minor inconveniences to health issues, we may inadvertently steer the conversation into boring territory, which is fine if you enjoy solitude but not great if you’re looking to connect. Here’s a handy socializing guide. You don’t need to be a comedian; if these topics don’t land, just blame your audience!

1. How you spent the weekend in jail.
2. Unusual baby names like “Endless Spiral” or “P’Orcelin.”
3. Teach others how to play “The Annoying Party” game—invite the most irritating guests you can think of, even if you don’t know them.
4. Your secret homemade remedies for everyday ailments.
5. Your most bizarre health issues.
6. An interesting article about yourself you read recently.
7. Holistic podiatry insights.
8. Awkward things your child has said, like “I want the dog to come on me!”
9. The funniest typos you’ve seen in online profiles, such as, “Friday nights I usually stay home and coke in the kitchen.”
10. Life hacks that actually work (like using apple cider vinegar and baking soda for cleaning).
11. Your best-kept secrets, such as how to flag down off-duty cabs for short rides.
12. Anything related to the show Transparent.
13. The line of kids’ clothes for adults that you wish existed.
14. Quick tips on how to dye your clothes for a fresh wardrobe in under an hour.

Good luck with your social endeavors!

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Summary

In social settings, be mindful of the topics that might bore others and focus instead on engaging subjects. Whether it’s quirky baby names, amusing anecdotes, or insightful life hacks, embracing lively discussions can enhance your social connections.