Welcome to the “Mom Collective,” a supportive space for everyday moms who are weary of the rivalry and judgment from outsiders. Before you seek membership, take a moment to familiarize yourself with these essential guidelines:
- No Pre-Visit Tidying: Leave the dust bunnies where they are! If your home is spotless before fellow moms arrive, you might just find yourself on the outside looking in. If you expect others to tidy up before visiting, you’re also out.
- Refer to Gatherings as “Sessions”: When arranging get-togethers over lunch, coffee, or wine, don’t call it that. You’re convening for an important session. If you’re too straightforward about your plans, you might as well pack your bags.
- Keep Opinions on Other Kids to Yourself: Even if another mom is being hard on her own child, don’t chime in. She has the right to express her feelings, but you don’t. Just nod, compliment her parenting skills, and pour another glass of wine.
- Avoid Overindulging in Minor Holidays: Valentine’s Day? St. Patrick’s Day? These aren’t major celebrations! Celebrate lightly, perhaps with a festive drink, but please refrain from elaborate decorations or themed crafts. Spare us the gifts from mythical creatures—it’s just too much for the rest of us to handle.
- Don’t Over-Commit: We all need to contribute, but avoid being that mom who takes on every task. It breeds resentment among fellow members and leaves you with little time for our sessions.
- Prioritize Self-Care: Don’t think of it as a spa day or a shopping spree. It’s an investment in your well-being. Call it a “refinement day” or “personal development.” This way, outsiders won’t misinterpret your time away.
- Keep Your Circle Informed: If you’ve had “the talk” with your kids about sensitive topics, or made significant parenting decisions, let us know. We’d like to be prepared for our own kids and for the conversations that may arise.
- Don’t Drag Us into Your Parenting Events: We can babysit occasionally, but please don’t expect us to attend every recital, game, or tournament. We have our own challenges to juggle!
- No Judgments or Unasked-for Advice: Have strong views on breastfeeding, potty training, or whether to work or stay home? Keep it to yourself unless someone specifically seeks your opinion. We’re all navigating this parenting journey in our own way.
- Protect Fellow Members’ Images: If you engage in activities like cooking gourmet meals, showering regularly, or keeping a spotless house, keep that info to yourself when around spouses. Nobody wants to feel inadequate!
Think you can handle these guidelines? The initiation might be tough, and the temptation to stray from the rules is real. We’d love for you to join us in this journey.
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In summary, the Mom Collective is a sanctuary where we can support each other without the pressures of perfection. Embrace the chaos, and remember, we’re in this together.