As a laid-back mom, I don’t have many demands from my kids. The basics of good manners and respect are all I really ask for. I allow them plenty of freedom, as long as it doesn’t lead to any serious injuries. Any mother will tell you that if your little ones are happy, you’re happy too. However, it seems my kids don’t quite grasp that making mom happy is a two-way street. Our lives would be much more harmonious if they put in a little effort to brighten my day. So, I’ve compiled a helpful list of ten simple ways they can make mom smile.
- Let Me Sleep In: Seriously, kids, if you could just let me snooze until at least 6 AM, I would be infinitely happier. Kind of like how wine gets better with time—though I often start eyeing that bottle around two in the afternoon.
- Try Your Dinner: You don’t have to clean your plate, but just take one bite. You can’t judge if something is bad without at least tasting it. Just poking it or giving it a sniff doesn’t count. One bite, preferably with a fork!
- Say No to Non-Edibles: Eating crayons, stickers, and dirt might seem like fun, but I can’t tell you how traumatizing it is to change those colorful diapers.
- Nap Time Cooperation: You don’t even have to sleep, just be quiet for an hour. If you’re peaceful, I won’t check the monitor and find you painting your crib with your own mess.
- Grocery Store Manners: Please, no meltdowns in public. It’s already embarrassing enough when the staff sees you in pajamas. Let’s not attract more attention to ourselves.
- Keep Objects Out of Your Nose: Sneezing out random items might be amusing now, but one day, I might not be able to retrieve whatever it is lodged up there, and we’d have to make an awkward trip to the ER. Think of my dignity!
- No More Licking: It’s just odd and, frankly, gross.
- Appreciate Your Cup: I get that you want the blue cup, but I’m done with the cup swap game. It’s just a cup, not your soulmate.
- Let Me Wash Your Blanket: I know it’s your best buddy, but it doesn’t need to be your all-purpose tool. It’s just dirty, and you can survive a little while without it.
- Hugs, Please: As you grow up way too fast, I want to hold onto your affection for as long as possible. And if you throw in a kiss, I might just let you have ice cream for breakfast!
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In summary, parenting doesn’t have to be a battle. A little cooperation from the kids can go a long way in creating a happier home. By following these ten simple suggestions, not only will I be happier, but our family life will improve significantly.