- Just when you think you’ve tidied up, toys mysteriously reappear in all the wrong places.
- In the quiet of night, you can’t shake the feeling that someone—or something—is watching you.
- You often fight the impulse to dash out of your own home in sheer panic.
- Solitude is a thing of the past; there’s always a tiny shadow nearby.
- The sound of your name echoes through the house, and it’s not just in your head.
- You could have sworn that light was off a moment ago, but it’s now glowing brightly.
- The television seems to have a stronger grip on your child than you do.
- You never know what might be lurking under the bed, and that’s a little unnerving.
- A very small individual constantly directs your actions, and, surprisingly, you comply.
- You realize that true peace might only be found in a hotel room far from home.
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In summary, parenting a toddler can feel eerily similar to living in a haunted house, with mysterious happenings, unexplainable noises, and a constant presence that keeps you on your toes. Embrace the chaos and find humor in the everyday challenges!