Well, surprise, surprise! I’m expecting my third child. There it is, out in the open. My husband and I hadn’t exactly planned for another little one, but we weren’t completely opposed to the idea either. I was still teetering on the decision to keep the door open for more kids, while he was ready to close that chapter the moment our second son came into the world. To say this news took me by surprise is an understatement.
Not too long ago, I found myself pacing nervously in a Walmart restroom, anxiously awaiting the results of a pregnancy test (no judgment, it was the closest restroom!). What felt like an eternity was only a few moments, and when those two little lines finally showed up—I froze. How did this happen? Okay, I know how, but really—how did this happen?
In the next thirty seconds, my mind raced at lightning speed. Panic set in. Here’s a snippet of my frantic thoughts:
- Double-check it. It must be wrong.
- Review the instructions.
- This can’t be happening!
- What does a smiley face signify, anyway?
- How? How did this happen?
- Did I remember to take my pill?
- My husband can’t resist!
- I’m still carrying the baby weight from my second!
- What if it’s another boy? Can I manage three boys?
- Time for a new car! Three car seats!
- Are we ready for vacations? A party of five?!
- PARTY OF FIVE! No more guest room!
- How far along am I?
- Oh no, I just had that girls’ weekend and drank way too much!
- I need another job.
- My husband needs a new job.
- He’s going to freak out!
- Two in diapers!
- What if it’s a girl? WHAT IF IT IS A GIRL?
- I definitely need another job.
Wait… I’m still in a bathroom at Walmart. I should call my husband.
Okay, pull yourself together.
You’re pregnant.
I’m pregnant.
I can handle this.
After I wrapped up my mental pep talk, my hand instinctively moved to cradle my belly, and I couldn’t help but smile. Here we go again, but this time it’s a party of five. God help me.
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In summary, discovering you’re pregnant can bring on a whirlwind of emotions and thoughts, especially when it’s unexpected. Despite the initial chaos, the joy of welcoming another child into your family shines through.