The announcement of a sequel to Disney’s mega-hit has many parents and kids buzzing with excitement – and yes, you’re probably humming “Let It Go” again. Let’s be honest, the original movie had its charm. The narrative of sisterly love triumphing over deceit was heartwarming, and that catchy tune? It was a true pop sensation! Your little ones adored it, and with the release of the short film Frozen Fever on March 13th, followed by the news of Frozen 2 set for 2017, it’s time to get ready for another round of snow-themed fun. Or maybe not; let’s face it, not everything in Arendelle was as perfect as it seemed. Here are six reasons to feel a bit uneasy about the Frozen phenomenon returning.
1. Financial Drain
Get ready for another round of Frozen-themed everything – dolls, juice boxes, books, and even underwear. The first movie raked in a whopping $1.274 billion at the box office, not to mention the countless items we’ve bought featuring those adorable characters. Seriously, just take my paycheck already, Disney. We can discuss terms later.
2. The Return of the Soundtrack
Just when we thought we’d finally moved on from the incessant replay of that song, the sequel has reignited its popularity. Our kids had finally grown tired of it too! Thanks, Disney, for reminding us that we might be humming another Frozen tune for the rest of our days.
3. Elsa Mania
Last Halloween, it seemed like every little girl had donned an Elsa costume, leading to a drinking game in her honor. It topped the charts of most-searched costumes, leaving other options to compete for second place. With so many blond-wigged children running around, it was like a scene from a movie gone wild!
4. Frozen Fatigue
Ironic, right? After a year and a half of Frozen discussions, we’re drowning in parody videos, memes, and countless blog posts. With the short film and the sequel announcement, we can expect at least five more years of Frozen chatter. I reached my own peak Frozen madness when I found myself earnestly debating theories involving Anna and Elsa’s parents and their connection to Rapunzel and Tarzan. Seriously, what has my life come to?
5. Building Snowmen? No Thanks!
When winter hits, the last thing I want to do is spend hours rolling snow into gigantic balls. It’s freezing outside! Instead, how about we opt for a game of Frozen Monopoly? I’ll just grab my Frozen-themed vodka while we’re at it!
6. Playtime Dilemmas
The amount of falsetto singing I have to do just to keep up with my daughter is astonishing. I’m always Anna, as my daughter insists on being Elsa. The same goes for her cousins – they fight over who gets to be Elsa, while poor Anna is left as the consolation prize. She just wanted her sister’s affection!
Despite all my reservations, I know I’ll end up watching it. Probably more than once. By the end, I might even have the entire plot memorized! If you’re looking to dive deeper into the world of parenting, check out this post about intracervical insemination. It’s a great resource and could be helpful for those exploring their options. Also, for more on home insemination methods, Cryobaby’s at-home insemination kit is a fantastic authority on the topic. Additionally, if you want to learn more about pregnancy, the Genetics and IVF Institute is an excellent resource.
Summary:
While the excitement for Frozen 2 is palpable, the financial burden, the return of the soundtrack, and the endless conversations about the film leave some parents feeling apprehensive. The phenomenon of Elsa and Anna has permeated playtime and everyday life, but despite any reluctance, many parents will still find themselves watching the sequel multiple times.