My sweet little Oliver, consider this a gentle nudge in the right direction. It’s become clear to me that we have a situation on our hands, and perhaps I’ve played a part in it. You see, I’m ready to move on from breastfeeding, pumping, and all the delightful yet exhausting responsibilities that come with producing milk for you, my lovely little bundle of joy. While I cherish the bond we share and take pride in nourishing you, I think it’s time for both of us to explore new avenues.
At just six months old, you’ve developed quite the discerning palate. You’ve become what some might call a “milk connoisseur,” only wanting the freshest, purest breast milk straight from the source. But this dairy cow is feeling a bit worn out and is ready to take a break. I know you can drink from a bottle when needed, but let’s be honest—nothing compares to the comfort of nursing, especially during those late-night hours.
You certainly know how to charm your way into getting what you want. And yes, I can’t deny that you are the most adorable little boy I’ve ever laid eyes on. This makes me your willing participant (or perhaps a more accurate term would be “suckee,” since you are literally the one doing the sucking).
Breastfeeding and pumping while working has been quite a journey, to say the least. I’ve even nicknamed the lactation room at my workplace “The Dairy.” Right now, I’m producing around 14 ounces per pump, thanks to your efforts, I’m sure. When I return home after a long day, it’s just easier to fumble with my well-worn nursing bra and let you latch on. The breast has become my trusty silencer, but for the love of all that is good, can we talk about transitioning to formula? You seem more than happy to devour any baby food I offer—oatmeal, sweet potatoes, carrots, you name it. So why the late-night feedings?
You’ve certainly mastered the art of pulling on my heartstrings. Even as I type this, you’re nestled beside me, wanting to “help” with my writing right after your 10 PM snack. How can I resist that sweet face? It’s hard to believe that I might be ready to wean you when you’re this adorable.
In the end, it seems you’ve won this round. I’m not quite ready to wean you just yet, but I’m glad we had this little chat.
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In summary, while the journey of breastfeeding has been beautiful, I’m ready to consider new paths for both of us.