Hello there, wonderful parents! I cherish your little ones and love being the fun aunt. However, sometimes I feel like I’m in a different universe without kids of my own. I understand that “parent brain” can make you forget, but here’s a friendly reminder of some things I still enjoy that you might not—at least for now.
1. Lazy Weekend Mornings
Please refrain from calling me at the crack of dawn on a Saturday, claiming it’s your only chance to chat. I totally get that your little one woke you up for breakfast at an unholy hour, but I’m likely still curled up in bed, savoring my sleep-in time!
2. Engaging Adult Conversations
I genuinely appreciate our chats, but when you have to step away every few minutes to deal with a meltdown or bedtime drama, I often lose track of our conversation. Let’s plan to catch up when you have time to really talk—how about brunch next month?
3. Displaying Fragile Items
Yes, that lovely vase on my coffee table is an antique I adore. When you visit (which I LOVE), I might become a bit protective of my belongings—not because I don’t adore your child, but because I also want to keep my treasures safe. Don’t worry, I’ll have toys ready for your little one!
4. Candid Discussions About Adulthood
I may occasionally let a profanity slip, even with your child around. I know you used to chat in a similar way, so please don’t give me that look. I promise I’m not trying to corrupt anyone—it’s just a part of who I am.
5. My Romantic Life
This might be a sensitive topic, but yes, I still have a romantic life. I understand that you have to schedule those rare moments of intimacy, but that doesn’t mean I can’t talk about my experiences. If you ever need some time to reconnect and unwind, just let me know a few days in advance—I’d be happy to babysit! And don’t worry, I’ll tuck that antique vase safely away.
I hope this feels like constructive love because it truly is. Next time you need a break, remember I’m here to help!
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In summary, while life without kids has its perks, understanding our dynamic can strengthen our friendship. Let’s keep the lines of communication open and support each other, no matter our paths!