Over the past six months in Abu Dhabi, I’ve been making the same blunder repeatedly. It’s not about fashion faux pas or social gaffes—at least, I hope not. Instead, my misstep has led to my own amusing predicament.
Here’s the scoop: Earlier today, after gathering the ingredients for chicken soup at the grocery store, I wandered into the cleaning aisle to pick up some laundry detergent since we were running low. We tend to outsource a lot of our laundry, but we also tackle some at home. Without a dryer, it can be a challenge to hang everything on our tiny patio, especially with long work hours. Today, I was ready to wash our sheets and let them dry in the sun. After all, with everyone battling colds, homemade chicken soup and fresh sheets were just what the doctor ordered.
As I stood in front of the laundry-cleaning options, I scrutinized each bottle for an eternity. They all prominently featured the word “softener” alongside some Arabic script. Was laundry detergent simply labeled as softener here? It was puzzling. Why did all these bottles showcase images of babies? Perhaps in an ideal world, adult clothing should be as soft and pristine as baby garments. Smart marketing, I thought! Detergent must be akin to softener for grown-ups.
However, I couldn’t help but notice the plethora of fragrance options. Can’t we just have a plain-smelling cleaner? This must be a cultural quirk, considering how much people here enjoy pleasant scents and luxurious perfumes. I finally settled on a bottle labeled “Eco-friendly for sensitive skin,” thinking it might alleviate our recent skin irritations. It looked similar to what I had chosen months ago, so I was confident in my decision.
After placing my choice in the cart, I felt a sense of triumph. I was on top of my household duties today—supermom in action! I was living in the UAE and managing just fine, even without a dryer. I cracked the laundry code! Some might have panicked, but I embraced the softener versus detergent confusion as a cultural lesson.
But then, wait a second—what was that? Across from the lunch boxes were shelves brimming with actual laundry detergent options, like TIDE and ALL, located on the opposite side of the softeners! It suddenly dawned on me that for the past six months, we had unwittingly been using fabric softener exclusively. Is it any wonder we’ve been sneezing at the washing machine? Or that our skin has been itchy? I had foolishly filled the detergent compartment with that softener instead of using it sparingly!
I learned that excessive softener could even make laundry feel stiffer. My socks had been as tough as shoes for months, and now it all made sense. So here I am, back at home with soup simmering on the stove and real detergent in the washer. But I can’t help but wonder what else I’ve misinterpreted during my time here.
If you’re a newcomer, beware of the softener aisle! It’s detergent masquerading under a different name! The scents might be a bit overpowering, but fear not—keep your family clean and fresh! Who knows what little revelations await next? Chicken soup, anyone?
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Summary
In this light-hearted reflection on life in Abu Dhabi, Lisa Harper shares her amusing misadventures with laundry products, revealing a common cultural misunderstanding. Despite the humorous challenges, she celebrates her adaptation to life in the UAE and offers valuable resources for those exploring family planning and home insemination.