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Duck Dated Daisy, and Adam Stole Easton’s Girl
Updated: Dec. 18, 2015
Originally Published: April 11, 2015
Last night, we had a surprise visit from Joe Cryer and Sam Easton, and I must admit, I was initially unimpressed. I’ve never been a big fan of Joe Cryer, and to be honest, I had no clue who Sam Easton was until I learned that Clint is his dad. Yawn!
However, one person who was definitely intrigued was Andy Cohen. The show kicked off with him revealing that he had to unfollow Sam on Instagram due to being too attracted. Awkward, right? But then they rolled a montage of Sam’s shirtless selfies, and trust me, every woman in the country now knows who this guy is and has taken note of his impressive physique.
Next up was a game called “Would It Give You Wood, Easton?” where we learned that Sam is not a fan of breast implants, has a soft spot for cougars, and his dating age limit is 45—which leaves me with just three months!
While this was happening, Andy started pulling out props from behind his chair for a live re-creation of the iconic nightclub scene from Pretty in Pink. Joe took on the role of Duck, Sam played Blaine, and Andy, complete with a floppy red wig, took charge of portraying Andie. While he didn’t quite nail Molly Ringwald’s likeness, his eye-rolling skills were spot on.
Then things took a turn for the juicier. A caller from South Dakota asked Joe about the awkwardness of Ashton Kutcher joining Two and a Half Men, given that they both dated Daisy. Joe chuckled a bit—was that a blush?—and confirmed it was indeed a bit strange, and yes, they discussed it, but never in detail. Case closed. Or so we thought, until Sam leaned in, placed his hand on Joe’s shoulder, and dropped this bomb: “If it helps, he also hooked up with one of my ex-girlfriends.”
Whoa, right? But that’s not all! Apparently, this was the straw that broke the camel’s back in Joe’s relationship with Daisy! See why I wish I had Andy’s job? We weren’t done yet, though. Another caller named Dorothy, unfortunately not from Kansas, phoned in to ask Joe about his favorite episode of Two and a Half Men. Naturally, he picked the one where he had a threesome and got to lick Courtney Thorne-Smith repeatedly. Uh, gross.
This led Andy to ask Sam if he’d ever had a threesome. “I have,” he replied, sipping his drink nonchalantly. But alas, Sam had yet to experience the joys of licking Courtney Thorne-Smith. At least he walked away with a pair of Mazel boxer shorts, so there’s that.
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In summary, last night’s show turned out to be much more entertaining than I expected, with surprising revelations about relationships and a fun homage to classic cinema. Joe and Sam kept the vibe lively, and Andy Cohen’s antics ensured the evening was filled with laughs and a few juicy tidbits.