According to social media, I’m apparently doing everything wrong. And you might be too.
As I scroll through my feed, it seems like every post highlights another way I’ve missed the mark. From basic tasks to those that could truly change my life, I’m getting a relentless reminder that I’m not measuring up. Honestly, I don’t even need these notifications; my own insecurities are already doing a great job of that. The posts shout, “You’re failing at life, and the Internet is here to confirm it!” What once was a fun escape from my worries has turned into a source of anxiety.
It’s not just that I’m chopping vegetables incorrectly or whipping up meals the wrong way; I’ve learned that I’m even eating wrong! While cooking isn’t my favorite pastime, I took great joy in the simple act of eating—until I realized I’m apparently messing that up too.
Common Mistakes with Fruits and Vegetables
Let’s delve into some common fruits and veggies where you might also be going astray. When it comes to pineapple and watermelon, there’s a right way to cut them, and you might not be doing it! Oranges and bananas? Yep, you guessed it—you’re peeling them wrong. Instead of using that tempting little stem on the banana, you should peel it from the bottom, just like a monkey would.
Eggs present a veritable minefield of errors. Whether you’re scrambling them or boiling them, there are right ways and wrong ways, and don’t even get me started on peeling hard-boiled eggs. (Am I the only one who thinks peeling eggs isn’t that difficult?) Onions, cherry tomatoes, kiwi—whatever your method, you can be sure it’s wrong, and now you know it.
The Cake Conundrum
Let’s talk about cake, something I thought was infallible. Cake, in my world, is a problem-solver, not a troublemaker. But here’s the kicker: there are rules for cutting cake that I never knew existed. Apparently, you should slice into the middle and push the sides together to keep the inner layers safe, but that completely ignores the fact that frosting exists! If you want to squish your frosted cake together, go for it, but I prefer the classic slice.
Meanwhile, my self-esteem takes hit after hit. I’m misunderstanding Southern cuisine, mispronouncing Sriracha, and when it comes to negotiations, I’m “almost certainly” doing it wrong—something I was already painfully aware of.
A Call for Kindness
What I truly wish is for these articles to stop shouting at me. Instead of berating me for my missteps, why not offer gentle suggestions on how I can improve? Or better yet, share ways to make these tasks more enjoyable. You can find some helpful tips on making mommy life easier in our other blog posts, like this one, which is packed with useful insights.
Conclusion
In summary, navigating through the daily expectations of life can feel overwhelming, especially when social media seems to highlight every mistake along the way. Whether it’s cooking, eating, or even negotiating, it’s easy to feel like you’re not getting it right. Instead of focusing on the negatives, let’s embrace the journey and learn together, while finding ways to make life a little more fun.