- Boredom is a Thing of the Past
I could easily spend an entire afternoon on a bench at the park, completely engrossed in the scene around me. Dogs darting after squirrels, daffodils bursting into bloom, and the little girl next to me who might drop her ice cream any moment—every detail captivates me. Just last week at the airport, I nearly missed my flight, lost in watching a man hunt for a free outlet to charge his phone. Don’t worry, buddy, you’ll find one eventually! - Is It Just Me, or Is Everything So Loud?
Except for the voices of those around me! I can’t seem to catch what my kids are saying about their burger preferences, and with them blasting music while unloading the dishwasher, it’s like my brain has turned into mush. Did I accidentally break my personal voice-amplifier? - My TV Preferences Have Shifted
These days, I can only handle shows like Downton Abbey and Masterpiece Mystery. They unfold at a leisurely pace that suits my tired eyes. Just last week, I cracked the case before Poirot delivered his final words. (But I might have seen that episode before…) - Restaurant Food Has Become Overly Flavored
Either my taste buds have dulled, or chefs have gone completely rogue. Lemonade caramelized pepper chicken? Seriously? What happened to good old salt and pepper? Please, just keep my steak tasting like steak—no peppermint Cajun pomegranate fudge needed. - Why Are People Driving So Fast?
- Fashion Choices Have Changed
Those stylish shoes? They pinch too much now. And those heavy earrings? No thanks. I refuse to sacrifice comfort for attractiveness. Spanx are out; I prefer an empire waist or a cleverly draped pashmina instead. - Where Did My Upper Lip Go?
I genuinely have no clue! Oh wait, I found it—it’s now hiding under my chin. - Moisturizer is My New Best Friend
Every inch of me feels dry and cracked. My nails, hair, skin, and even my lips need constant hydration. Well, let’s just say that some areas have definitely shifted in their climate classification. Is that too much information? Does anyone even say TMI anymore? - My Priorities Have Shifted Dramatically
Once upon a time, I cared about awards shows like the Oscars and the Super Bowl. Now, I find myself more invested in:- Birds
- Mozart
- Writing thank-you notes
- Invasive species
- The dangers of overusing antibiotics
- Attending weddings and funerals
- Conserving water
There are many signs that I’m approaching the age where I can keep my shoes on during airport security checks. Join me for a day at the park, but please speak up—I can barely hear you over the wind.
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Summary
Turning 40 brings about unexpected changes—from newfound interests and shifting priorities to physical transformations and evolving tastes. Life at this age is about embracing these changes and finding joy in the little things.