Let’s keep it real: as moms, we can’t help but size each other up. Whether we’re on the playground, waiting for the bell, or hanging out at school events or soccer practice, we inevitably find ourselves observing other mothers. It’s human nature—we sense, feel, and yes, we judge.
With a little assistance from the renowned Myers-Briggs personality test, which categorizes individuals into 16 distinct personality types, you’ll never again wonder, “Is she someone I should approach for help with that bake sale?” or “Why does she give me the creeps?” And since we know how busy you are (because, duh, you’re a mom!), we’ve made it easy for you. Just skim through this list, discover your type, identify your friends, and maybe even spot that one mom who makes you want to duck behind the recycling bin when she strolls by.
INFJ (Incredibly Nutritious Food Junkie)
You’re more organic than the local farmers’ market. Your child greets the day with a cheerful “Namaste,” and those Birkenstocks? Totally back in vogue.
ISFP (Instagram-Focused Fitness Lover)
Living in Lycra is your jam. Just two weeks post-baby number four, you flaunt bikini selfies with the caption, “What’s your excuse?” Seriously, girl, chill out.
ESFP (Eagerly Sulking PTA Member)
You have a knack for dominating conversations and taking every vote to heart. You’re the one who grabs parents by the elbow right when they’re dreaming of a glass of wine after the meeting. You know who you are.
ISTJ (Indignant Staff Critic)
You’re the one grumbling to the office staff about your child missing out on that lunchtime enrichment program, conveniently forgetting to submit the paperwork. It’s all their fault, right?
ESTJ (Enthusiastic Christian Mom)
You’re the friendly face with a big American vehicle, an oversized cross dangling from your rear-view mirror. Your fifth-grade daughter has a talent for scaring younger kids with her straight-talk about life.
INFP (Intellectually Overwhelmed Parent)
Bless your heart. With a newborn and twin boys in kindergarten, personal hygiene has taken a backseat. You can barely remember your name, let alone what it feels like to sleep for more than two hours at a stretch.
ESTP (Earning More than the Principal)
Your Christian Louboutin heels cost more than your child’s teacher’s used Honda. You whisk your kids away on ski trips to Vail or beach getaways to St. Barts, all while maintaining fabulous skin despite the sun.
INTJ (Indifferently Jaded)
You’re the eye-roller who would rather chew nails than assist with the school fundraiser. Occasionally, you can be overheard using colorful language within earshot of impressionable youngsters.
ENFP (Emoji-Obsessed Netflix Mom)
Look up from your phone, Mama! Your kid is literally eating dirt.
INTP (Nervous About Playdates)
Sure, your child has a peanut allergy and is gluten-free. The EpiPen is safely tucked away in the backpack, and we promise the nanny won’t take him anywhere. And don’t worry, we’ve locked up our guns.
ENTP (Edgy Mom with Playground Attitude)
You still rock those purple Doc Martens and vintage Nirvana tees, even if you haven’t hit a concert in ages and are sporting a muffin top. You’re just too cool for school.
ISFJ (Internet-Surfing Freelance Writer)
You’re the one who drops the kids off in shorts and flip-flops and makes vague references to “deadlines” that keep you from volunteering in class. Ever.
ENTJ (Eating—NOPE!!/Tennis/Junior League)
Your priorities are clear: in that order. You sometimes loudly critique J.Crew’s vanity sizes for not being true size 0s.
ENFJ (Everywoman Never Feeling Overwhelmed)
You work tirelessly, bake cookies at 1 a.m. for tomorrow’s bake sale, maintain a Pilates schedule, and still find time to be adored by your kids. You make the rest of us feel like we’re not doing enough.
ISTP (Inspires Mischievousness)
You’re the parent every high school kid loves to target with toilet-papering antics at 2 a.m. Don’t act like you don’t know why.
ESFJ (Engaging, Smart, Fun, Joyful)
You’re the mom every woman in school wishes for—part urban legend, part Amy Poehler.
Author’s Note: For the record, I fall somewhere between INTP and ISFJ.
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In summary, navigating the world of motherhood comes with its own set of unique personalities. From the eco-conscious to the fitness-focused and the ultra-organized, each type adds to the vibrant tapestry of school life. Embrace your personality and the quirks of others as you bond over the shared adventure of parenting!