Becoming a new parent is no small feat. You’ve likely encountered a mountain of books and websites filled with contradictory advice, not to mention the well-meaning, if often bewildering, suggestions from friends and family. It can sometimes feel like raising a baby is a lesson in futility. So, here are some things I’ve genuinely found useful, humorous, or otherwise enlightening during my first six weeks of motherhood.
- Nothing will unfold as you expect—both positively and negatively. Since my son was born, he spent a week in the NICU due to a minor infection, I discovered I couldn’t breastfeed, our new car battery died, and my partner developed temporary eye palsy, sporting a pirate patch. So good luck with any plans you make!
- Babies have zero regard for what they’re “supposed” to do according to parenting manuals.
- All those guidelines about putting your baby to sleep on their back and keeping them perfectly flat only apply to ideal infants who don’t experience reflux or crave closeness. Spoiler alert: Most babies have reflux and want to be snuggled up close. Be prepared to adjust your approach.
- Your living space will transform into a chaotic zone of baby gear, both used and unused, resembling a post-apocalyptic scene. Most of it will be stuff you thought you needed, only for your little one to hate it with a passion—like the fancy crib.
- Baby poop can shoot out with the force of a rocket launch. Trust me, it’s comical even when it’s aimed at you!
- After feedings, babies enter a delightful state of “milk drunk.” It’s truly a sight to behold.
- Find a pediatrician who welcomes all your questions, no matter how trivial. You will have plenty, and they will reassure you rather than make you feel foolish.
- The depth of your love for your child is only matched by the overwhelming sense of responsibility you feel for their tiny life. It’s daunting at times, but you adapt, and soon you’re only checking to see if they’re breathing every five minutes instead of every two.
- While babies are undeniably adorable, they also make some pretty bizarre faces that could rival cartoon villains.
- Curate a playlist of shows for those late-night feedings to help you stay awake. I suggest lighthearted series like Community or any 30-minute sitcom; they’re the perfect length for keeping your baby upright after a feeding to avoid any post-meal mishaps.
- Seriously, prioritize your own well-being or you’ll be no good to your baby. It’s perfectly fine to set them down for a breather.
- I have a hunch that after another six weeks of parenting, I’ll uncover a whole new batch of insights because, let’s be honest, none of us really knows what we’re doing.
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In summary, parenting is a rollercoaster of unexpected events, a blend of chaos and joy, and a journey filled with learning and adaptation. Embrace the messiness, and remember, you’re not alone in this adventure!