Hello, fabulous moms! If your sense of coolness has faded like your pre-baby body, don’t worry—I’m here to share 10 fun tricks to help you appear as hip as a rock star strutting into the latest gig (even if you’re really just trying to juggle nap schedules).
- Adopt the Lingo: Swap out “How are you?” for “What’s poppin’?” and toss a “W” gesture for “whatever.” Trust me, these phrases are still in—get with the times, my friend!
- Tune into Current Hits: I thought I was being trendy with my Sirius Alt Nation jams, but I’ve recently discovered Sirius XMU. I suspect the “U” stands for “you,” but I’ll keep researching.
- Rock the Latest Fashion: Right now, midriff-baring styles are all the rage! You can fake it by wearing high-waisted nude tights pulled all the way up. Voilà! Instant fashionista.
- Drop Hints About Your Wild Side: Casually mention, “I’d love to try a wild night out, but finding a sitter who speaks Mandarin is a challenge!” This keeps the intrigue alive and lets your partner know you’re still adventurous.
- Engage in Quirky Activities with Friends: Whether it’s a paint-and-sip night or a scrapbooking session, just don’t forget to sneak in a little flask filled with a light vino. You’ll want to keep your wits about you for those early mornings!
- Get Your Hands on Gadgets: Embrace your smartphone! It’s not just for calls; it’s also a mini-computer. You can even download apps for social media—no, I haven’t found Friendster yet either.
- Utilize Social Media: Instagram isn’t just for cute kid pics—snap some trendy selfies! Try taking “ussies” with your partner doing mundane things, like shopping in bulk.
- Master the Hashtag: Add a pound sign to your clever thoughts, and watch them become 10 times funnier. Like when picking up your kid, say “Hashtag mom life, hashtag still in my PJs!”
- Watch Indie Films: Mention obscure films like “Moonlight” to impress others, and if you can’t find it in theaters, just say “hashtag hipster life” while posing with a Netflix screen.
- Stay on Trend with Parenting Styles: Whether it’s helicopter parenting or free-range, just play it safe—hover nearby while letting your kids explore (just make sure they’re not getting into raccoons or anything).
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In summary, whether you’re trying to appear cooler than you feel or just navigating motherhood, these tips can help you embrace your inner cool mom while keeping it real.