When Taylor speaks, the world listens. It got me thinking—if the music career ever loses its shine, why not venture into problem-solving? She could start a gig called Swift Solutions. I’d be first in line for her expertise!
Here’s a list of some of the annoyances and injustices I’d love to see Taylor tackle for me:
- Getting my kids to finally put on their shoes during the 90 minutes before school. Seriously, how is this so hard?
- Gently explaining to my mom that 9:30 p.m. is the first moment I’ve had to myself—or with my partner—in a full day, and no, it’s not the best time for a chat. (This isn’t about you, Mom, it’s about me!)
- Persuading my spouse that perhaps Tom Brady really was in on the deflated balls scandal, so we can move past his NFL conspiracy theories.
- Threatening to cover South Carolina with a dome until they remove the Confederate flag—like, yesterday!
- Finding a way to reduce the exorbitant costs of summer camp, or at least align the summer attendance requirements for kids (zero) and parents (plenty).
- Stopping the rapid growth of toddler fingernails and the foot bacteria that seems to need attention at the exact same moment. Why does this happen?
- Putting an end to the nightmare of cheap all-in-one printers and their minuscule toner cartridges. Seriously, this must be a conspiracy! Where are the whistleblowers?
- Advocating for paid paternity leave for fathers, and while we’re at it, let’s ensure moms receive paid maternity leave too!
- Managing to delete enough photos from my phone to make space for a cute picture of my daughter in that adorable outfit from her aunt. By the time I clear out space—didn’t we just back this up and free up a ton of storage? And what happened to the promise of the Cloud? Oh right, it’s never enough room! Now my daughter is crying and throwing ice cream, ruining the moment. Looks like a handwritten thank-you card might be my only option.
That pretty much sums it up. And hey, if Taylor has any energy left after all that, she might as well run for president. She’s got my vote!
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In summary, from managing daily frustrations to advocating for parental rights, there’s a lot Taylor Swift could help streamline. With her talents, she could tackle everything from family dynamics to societal issues.