I Absolutely Adore McDonald’s and Feel No Regrets

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You can find me almost any day of the week parked in front of McDonald’s, happily sipping a large Diet Coke. I anticipate this moment like many people look forward to their morning coffee (or a steamy date, whichever). It’s a daily ritual that brings me joy, refreshment, and the caffeine boost I crave to kickstart my day.

The moment those fizzy bubbles dance down my throat, it’s pure happiness. There’s a reason their soda tastes so incredible. The delightful mix of perfect temperature and the ideal syrup-to-water ratio has many (whether they admit it or not) wanting more as soon as their cup is emptied. And let’s face it, McDonald’s has truly nailed the art of crafting the best Cokes around. Even their straws are top-notch!

Just today, I refilled my cup three times.

So, there it is: I absolutely love McDonald’s, and I’m not shy about it. Sure, it’s not the trendiest thing to admit—it’s often frowned upon to enjoy fast food. It’s like saying you prefer a cheeseburger over a kale salad. But I’m being real here. My family and I generally eat wholesome meals, but those days when we indulge are honestly some of the best.

I adore that I can grab a soda (let’s be real, it’s always the large size) for just a dollar. I love taking my kids through the drive-thru on hectic evenings, and their excitement rivals that of a homemade meal that took ages to prepare (and usually ends in a battle to get them to finish).

Walking into McDonald’s is like stepping into paradise. Heaven has a scent, and it smells like McDonald’s fries. And I have zero shame about it.

I treasure those moments alone, sitting in my car, digging into that brown paper bag and munching on fries two (okay, five) at a time. It’s a $6 date with myself, and I relish every moment. Once, I brought my bag of crispy goodies into a nail salon, and the receptionist was so captivated by the mouthwatering aroma that she dashed to the nearest McDonald’s to satisfy her cravings.

We clinked our Diet Coke cups together and said, “Cheers.” It was a moment to remember.

Growing up in the ’80s, I enjoyed McDonald’s occasionally, and it was a treat we cherished. After long days at the beach on hot summer afternoons, we would flock to McDonald’s, reveling in the air conditioning and the scent of salty fries. My sisters and I would eagerly anticipate the Happy Meal toy we’d get to take home. One summer, we collected plastic buckets that served us well for sandcastle-building until they were faded and the logo was barely visible.

Before heading to the tree farm each year, we’d wake up early for breakfast at the golden arches, indulging in pancakes drizzled with syrup.

When PMS hits, you bet I walk in for a large fries and a chocolate shake. The friendly staff at my local McDonald’s know me so well that they toss in two cherries with my chocolate shake. That’s what I call excellent customer service!

Yes, I know what goes into their food. Yes, I know it’s not organic. But I can’t help but embrace my love for the place. They consistently deliver, and I haven’t found anywhere that makes fries and a large soda quite like they do.

And for some inexplicable reason, whenever I’m recovering from a nasty cold, I crave a Quarter Pounder. It transforms me from feeling weak to feeling like I could conquer the world. I don’t even question why—I just know I need that greasy goodness. I relish every bite and lick my fingers clean without a hint of guilt.

You can judge me for being a fast-food enthusiast and for letting my kids enjoy it too, but I’m not giving up my McDonald’s love affair anytime soon. Because Diet Coke. French fries. And shakes topped with two cherries.

Some days are perfect for an organic mixed greens salad with a light vinaigrette, while others call for a heaping serving of delightful, deep-fried indulgence. And, of course, a Diet Coke.

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In summary, I unabashedly love McDonald’s for the happiness and comfort it brings me. Whether it’s the crispy fries or the refreshing Diet Coke, these moments of indulgence are what make life enjoyable.