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An Open Letter to My Kids About Summer
Dear Little Ones,
As summer rolls in, I want to set the stage for a season of freedom and fun. Feel free to scatter your belongings all over the house! Half-finished smoothies in the living room? No problem! Socks in the hallway? I’ve got it covered. Dishes piling up in the sink? Bring it on. And Legos? I adore the creativity! Just drag your blankets around and leave them wherever; I’ll fold them with love and return them when I get a chance.
Oh, and those doors? Closing them is totally optional. I’m right behind you, so no big deal. I enjoy the fresh air (and the occasional wasp) that comes in! Who needs a climate-controlled home anyway? It’s the summer, and we have an open-door policy here—just like the money we have.
Wet bathing suits and towels? Go ahead and toss them on any surface you like, from the floor to the banister. I absolutely love a good heap! Just remember, the painted wood surfaces are my favorite. I’ll handle it, so you can get back to your Netflix marathon. “Friends” isn’t going to binge-watch itself.
Whenever you’re hungry, don’t worry about regular meal times. The kitchen is open around the clock, and I’m happy to whip up whatever you need, whenever you need it. I majored in short-order cooking, after all! And if you decide to make something yourself, feel free to leave every item exactly where you last used it, including the milk. If it spoils, I’ll just buy more—money is no object. I’ll be sure to walk in your footsteps and clean up after you; it’s like a fun little adventure for me!
Oh, and don’t forget to grab a new glass every time you’re thirsty! We have plenty, and I love loading and unloading the dishwasher. Plus, we have endless electricity and water—what a luxury!
If plans come up with friends, just let me know! I’ll happily drive you wherever you need to go. No need to give me a heads-up; I can easily drop everything (even work!) to take you out. Need some cash for the movies? You got it, kiddo!
To my youngest, when you’re ready to hit the pool, I’ll be there. Just know that I’m fully prepared for the sunscreen battle. Feel free to squirm and complain while I slather it on; I appreciate the workout.
And don’t worry about your goggles! I’ve made it my summer mission to keep track of them. I’ll even sleep with them under my pillow at night, just to make sure we’re prepared for swimming.
A couple of last-minute notes: Eye-rolling is welcome! It gives me instant feedback on how I’m doing as a parent. Showering? That’s your call. And wearing a hat? Nope—let the sun shine! As for chores, just let me know when it’s a good time for you. The weeds and mess will still be there later.
Oh, and please wear your headphones so you can’t hear me talking. Communication is overrated. I love yelling things at the top of my lungs multiple times without a response—it’s very cathartic, trust me!
If you follow these guidelines, I bet we’ll have an amazing summer together. And if sarcasm isn’t your thing, well, you just might not make it until July. Either way, I love you all!
– The Default Parent
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Summary
This open letter to kids humorously outlines a carefree summer at home, encouraging them to leave their belongings scattered, enjoy their favorite shows, and embrace the chaos of family life. The letter emphasizes a laid-back approach to summer, with a few light-hearted rules and a loving reminder that communication is key.