Actual Arguments Presented by My Teenage Sons

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When you hear the phrase “der der der” right after I finish speaking, it might simply be a quirky coincidence and not a reflection of my intelligence or a sign of disrespect toward your opinion.

By taking a brief three-second break from my phone, I was fully adhering to your request to “Get off that phone!” since you didn’t specify how long I should remain phone-free.

Your suggestion to “Do something together” was rather vague, allowing for our fun activity of racing around the house and playfully hitting each other with pool noodles, which certainly qualifies as “something.”

If even a sliver of my iris is visible to others, it does not technically mean I have rolled my eyes at them.

Given that you’ve repeatedly asked, “Will parents be home?” whenever I wanted to visit a friend, your omission of that question on one occasion led me to reasonably conclude that the presence of parents was no longer a requirement.

When you exclaimed, “No gaming!” your arms were gesturing toward the laptop, but the specifics of your command were somewhat unclear. We interpreted “That’s it!” as a limitation of your directive. Furthermore, we noticed no clear indication that the PS4, residing in a different room, was included in this sudden ban.

Everyone else gets to play.

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In summary, while my teenage sons may present their arguments humorously, there’s often a logic behind their reasoning. Parenting is always an adventure filled with learning opportunities and unexpected twists.