10 Reasons I’m Parting Ways with Hot Yoga

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It’s not you, it’s definitely you. I know I’ve said this before, but I genuinely mean it this time! I used to be completely hooked on hot yoga, and while we had some great moments, things have taken a turn for the worse. You seem to have a new crowd of enthusiastic newcomers, and frankly, I feel a bit left out.

Here are 10 reasons I’m officially breaking up with you:

1. Those guys in tight shorts with excessive body hair—seriously, where’s the decorum?
2. The odors. Detoxing, you claim? More like hot asparagus and chicken soup during savasana. My senses can’t handle it!
3. I miss my mascara. I put it on, and within minutes of sweating with you, it’s all gone. At $27 a tube, I can’t keep wasting it.
4. I already showered today! Now I have to do it all over again. Do you have any idea how long that takes?
5. You’re ruining my skin. No amount of hydration can prevent me from looking like a dried-up raisin.
6. The laundry! I can’t keep up with all the sweaty clothes.
7. Your instructors keep telling me that “abs are just around the corner.” It’s a total myth and we both know it!
8. Meanwhile, the Pilates students look so fresh and composed after class, while I resemble a swamp creature.
9. I’m done with being told when I can drink water. If I’m thirsty, I’m taking a sip whenever I want!
10. Wading through everyone else’s sweat puddles just to exit? No, thank you. I don’t even want to navigate my own!

When I need a good sweat, I’ll go for a run outside, enjoying the fresh air and sunshine. I’m done with rolling around on the floor in your damp rooms filled with grimy carpets and cork flooring. I thought I was getting a solid workout, but honestly, I leave feeling drained and parched. That initial excitement is long gone, and I no longer feel good about myself after our sessions. I don’t need to compete with you and your new devotees. It’s time to say goodbye.

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Summary

After a long and tumultuous relationship with hot yoga, it’s time to part ways due to a variety of reasons—from unpleasant odors and excessive sweating to feeling drained rather than invigorated. It’s clear that I need to move on and find a new form of exercise that makes me feel good about myself again.