When we think about gaming, it often conjures images of boys glued to their screens, husbands conquering in Xbox, or grandfathers trying to get a handle on Angry Birds (or is that just my dad?). But where are all the female gamers? Busy being moms, that’s where!
I have always enjoyed playing video and computer games. Before motherhood, I could spend hours immersed in virtual worlds. However, with my time now consumed by the chaos of parenting, I find it challenging to dedicate long stretches in front of a screen, my finger aching from constant clicking. I’m far too occupied with the endless list of tasks that seem to require just a fraction of my already divided attention.
Despite the shift in my priorities, I still have a passion for gaming—and I’ve adapted some of my favorite video game experiences to fit into my daily life as a mom. Whether you’re a gaming mom at heart or just looking to inject a bit of fun into the daily grind of motherhood, here’s my take on A Mom’s Guide to Real-Life Gaming: No console, computer, or mouse needed (unless you consider your child to be the true controller, which, let’s be honest, you probably do).
If you enjoy: Tetris
Try: Organizing the Tupperware in your fridge
Spot an item in the back of the fridge, perhaps that elusive container of whipped topping you strategically stashed away. Begin the excavation process by removing the multitude of plastic containers blocking your way. After devouring a significant portion of your find, attempt to return the Tupperware to its original state—only to wonder how it all fit in there in the first place. Spoiler alert: you’ll probably end up eating more of that topping, too.
If you enjoy: Frogger
Try: Taking your toddler for a stroll without a stroller
On a lovely day, invite your little one to lace up her cute light-up shoes for a special walk. Emphasize the rule: “When we’re near the street, you hold my hand. No exceptions!” When she inevitably darts away, you’ll find yourself hopping around in a frantic attempt to keep her safe from oncoming vehicles—just like our friend Frogger.
If you enjoy: Pac-Man
Try: Eating anything while your kids are awake
This one is straightforward. You’ll be on a frantic hunt for food, dodging little “ghosts” (your children) who are always trying to snatch your snack. Sound familiar? It’s like every mealtime in a nutshell.
If you enjoy: Farmville
Try: Planning an extravagant birthday party for your child
If dedicating hours to something that ultimately yields minimal results is your idea of fun, then this is the activity for you. Most kids care about just three things: cake, presents, and playing with friends. So, spend countless hours researching how to create the perfect themed dessert, only for your masterpiece to be obliterated moments after the candles are blown out. And for the full Farmville effect, don’t forget to send an invitation to all your Facebook friends!
If you enjoy: Candy Crush Saga
Try: Letting your child pour her own bowl of cereal
When she spills it everywhere, you’ll have a real-life version of the game with bonus points if you find cereal stuck to your socks later.
If you enjoy: Words With Friends
Try: Formulating a coherent thought
As a mom, you’ll often find yourself trying to piece together scattered thoughts into something sensible. This game is one you’ll be playing for years as you navigate through motherhood.
And here’s a helpful tip: sharing “extra lives” with fellow mom gamers can bolster your skills. These extra lives can include wine, chocolate, or invitations for fun sleepovers.
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In summary, life as a mom can be full of opportunities to turn everyday tasks into fun games. Embrace the chaos and remember—every moment spent with your kids is a chance to create your own unique gaming experience.