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Touching the Belly Is Not a Given
I always thought it was acceptable to touch a pregnant woman’s belly without asking. Boy, was I wrong! While some women are totally fine with it, many are not. If you feel the urge to touch that lovely baby bump, remember to ASK FIRST! You never know if you’re going to receive a warm smile or an annoyed shove. -
Registering Is More Stressful Than Fun
I anticipated that creating a baby registry would be a delightful experience. Instead, I felt like I might faint as I walked into the store. Registering for baby essentials is like navigating a horror movie – you’re never quite sure what’s lurking around the corner. Sure, picking out cute onesies can be fun, but when I got home and saw the complicated breast pump instructions, I nearly had a panic attack. -
Crying for Odd Reasons Is Real
I managed to keep it together for most of my pregnancy, but then came that one chaotic day. Right in the middle of a busy deli, I burst into tears because the cashier forgot my order. Totally rational, right? I suppose it just goes to show how emotions can run wild during this time. -
Expect the Unexpected
I thought my pregnancy would go smoothly since I was healthy and under 35. But pregnancy can throw you curveballs. Gestational diabetes? Check. Breech baby? Check. C-section? You bet! It turns out being in good shape doesn’t guarantee a straightforward experience. -
Maternity Shopping Isn’t a Breeze
I envisioned shopping for maternity clothes as a fun outing. Instead, it was a frustrating experience. Nothing seemed to fit the way I hoped, and the fitting rooms felt like a minefield. Sure, they have those fake bellies to help you figure out your size, but really? Who knows how many other women have sweated into that thing? -
Expect a Bit of Rage
While I pictured a zen-like state during my pregnancy, I quickly realized that anger can bubble up out of nowhere. Whether it’s a spat with your partner or an outburst prompted by a family member, it’s all part of the “perfect prenatal storm” of hormones, anxiety, and discomfort. Don’t beat yourself up about it! -
Keeping Track of Weeks Is Tricky
I thought I’d always know how far along I was. In reality, I often lost track. I told people I was 19 weeks for three weeks straight! Depending on who asked, my answer changed dramatically. From “I’m at the point where I can’t see my feet anymore” to “I’m pregnant enough to fight you for that last donut,” it was never straightforward. -
Pregnancy Brain Is Real
I initially thought “pregnancy brain” was just a myth, but it turns out I was mistaken! It’s astonishing how forgetful I became. One moment I’d be looking for my sunglasses, only to find them perched atop my head. Classic!
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In Summary
Pregnancy is full of surprises, misconceptions, and emotional rollercoasters. From the etiquette of belly touching to the unexpected challenges of maternity shopping, it’s a journey that changes with each passing week. Remember, you’re not alone in this wild ride!