What We Discovered During Our (Surprisingly Wet) Summer Getaway

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We became experts at playing golf, tennis, and snorkeling in the rain, but it didn’t take long for us to lose our enthusiasm. Our villa turned into a makeshift laundry room, as wet clothes hung from every available doorknob. The highlight of our day became a cooler filled with frozen candy bars that Alex stumbled upon at the deserted marina shop.

In true “stuck indoors during a snowstorm” fashion, I dug out old family games like Uno and The Game of Life, along with a treasure trove of family-friendly DVDs stashed away in our luggage. “Really, Mom? School of Rock?” Alex raised an eyebrow. “How about Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade?” I replied cheerily, trying to convince both him and myself that these classics were still cool. Silence ensued as the tapping of fingers on smartphones, tablets, and laptops resumed.

Like an overly eager camp counselor, I rummaged through our vacation games from when my kids were younger, but a round of Bananagrams didn’t spark any excitement. They weren’t interested in Tic-Tac-Toe or Hangman either. Morale was at a low point. I even proposed an elaborate laundry lesson, suggesting they might want to hone their laundry skills for college. My offer was met with blank stares.

Even when the sun made brief appearances, the kids were already complaining of boredom after just 45 minutes at the beach, wanting to return to the pool. The days of easily making friends by burying Dad in the sand were long gone. At ages 14 and 17, they needed more than just a little coaxing to meet new people. I even considered setting up a playdate with a teenager I encountered in the elevator.

Our usual distractions for rainy vacations were absent—no arcades, malls, or shops to explore. With no car at our disposal, I felt like I was marooned on a deserted island of teenage ennui. I wrote this as my official SOS.

To make matters worse, we were running low on food just as grocery stores closed for two days due to Cup Match—a beloved cricket tournament in Bermuda that draws crowds comparable to the most boisterous Super Bowl parties. Upon hearing this news, Alex and Taylor began to compete for the last frosted strawberry Pop-Tart, which became the hottest commodity for breakfast. Tensions rose as everyone started bickering, forming alliances like contestants on a reality show. To add to the chaos, I misplaced my go-to hair gel, leading to a full-blown frizz fest reminiscent of the 80s. There was even talk of changing our flights to head home early, even with the Northeast facing a heatwave.

Amidst the rain, however, bright moments emerged, surprising us with their sweetness and reminding us of the joys of family time. Alex, our budding comedian, entertained us with his spot-on impressions during dinner. Taylor, usually quieter, surprised me by belting out harmonies to hits from the 1975 album “History: America’s Greatest Hits” when his phone died. My partner and I managed to steal a “date” at the pool, sharing the last remaining beer on our soaked lounge chairs. During one particularly heavy downpour (3.5 inches, to be exact), the four of us collaborated to create a home movie featuring Mark’s less-than-stellar wet golf game, laughing together as we brainstormed background music and captions.

In the intermittent dry spells, the boys took advantage of the teal-tinged waves, their youthful skin still managing to catch a tan, even under the clouds. Mark caught up on work emails, while I indulged in some spa time. Surprisingly, being stuck indoors wasn’t as dreadful as I had anticipated. We not only survived our rain-soaked vacation; we emerged closer as a family, creating new memories and capturing indelible selfies as keepsakes for our spirits.

As I packed away unused sunscreen and lotions, I pondered that sunshine might just be overrated after all.

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Summary:

Our rainy summer vacation turned into an unexpected bonding experience for our family. Despite the initial boredom and minor meltdowns, we created cherished memories through laughter, games, and shared moments. The experience taught us that sometimes, the most meaningful family time comes from the unplanned adventures.