As my son, my sole child, gathers his belongings and prepares for college life, I feel a mix of pride and nostalgia. Our little duo has shared countless memories, reminiscent of a cheerful sitcom. While I’ll certainly miss him, there are a few things I’m looking forward to when it’s just me and the dog wandering around the house:
1. Dessert for Dinner Will Be My New Normal
There’s something about having ice cream for dinner that feels liberating, even if it might not align with my healthy eating goals. While I’ve managed to sneak in some vegetable fondue during family dinners, I won’t have to compromise anymore. Soon, I can indulge in sundaes without worrying about setting a bad example. Perhaps it’s time to invest in a second freezer to stock up on treats!
2. Tampons Will Be Exactly Where I Left Them
I’m still baffled that despite our synchronized cycles and a bathroom stocked like a convenience store, I always seem to need a “stick” when I can’t find one. If only they would magically replenish themselves! The closet is just steps away from both our bathrooms, yet my supply has a mysterious way of dwindling. Soon, I’ll be able to keep my stash fully stocked without interruption.
3. Netflix Will Finally Understand My Taste
I’ve always preferred light romantic comedies or historical dramas, while my son’s eclectic taste leans toward documentaries and cult classics. Netflix currently suggests all the wrong titles for me, but once he leaves, I can binge-watch my favorite genres without any compromise. I can’t wait to see what personalized recommendations I’ll get!
4. Towels Will Stay Where They Belong
While I adore my son, his towel usage could rival that of a small hotel. Between his long hair and the number of towels he goes through, they seem to appear all over the house. The sour smell that often accompanies these forgotten linens can be quite a challenge. With him gone, I can finally keep my home towel-friendly and fresh!
5. My Coffee Budget Can Fund Girls’ Nights Out
As I’ve aged, caffeine has started to affect me more, especially in the afternoons. My son, on the other hand, seems to thrive on coffee from sunrise to sunset. I can redirect our coffee budget toward fun nights out with friends, exploring happy hour specials and local dining deals—my newfound superpower!
Though my list of what I won’t miss is small, I know I’ll cherish the quiet, leisurely days ahead. I’ll have time to get cozy with my Roku and enjoy desserts on the couch without interruptions. Plus, my son will still be just a text away, likely dropping his towel somewhere far from the laundry bin.
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In summary, as my son embarks on this new chapter, I look forward to savoring the little things that come with his absence, while also navigating the world of home insemination and all its possibilities.