I understand how the job market works. You’re on the hunt for work, and you’ll say what it takes to sound enthusiastic about a position you might not be thrilled about. Naturally, parents are more inclined to hire someone who claims they love being around kids rather than admitting they find children a bit loud and sticky. However, as a parent, I need clarity about who I’m bringing into my home. I don’t want to mistakenly hire someone who seems like a perfect fit only to realize they’re not quite what they seemed.
Let’s dive into what I really don’t want to hear from you, and why:
I enjoy baking.
You’ve been with my kids for a month, and the only thing resembling a baked good was a petrified pancake lurking in the back of the fridge.
I love crafting.
Putting stickers all over my kids’ faces and in their baby brother’s hair doesn’t exactly count as a craft project.
I’m up for outdoor adventures.
Is a backyard with a rusty swing set and a broken hose really the great outdoors? Let’s be honest.
I’ll prepare healthy meals for your child.
Not likely. You’ll rummage through my pantry, and sorry, but you won’t find any of the organic ingredients you’re dreaming of.
I adore kids.
Of course, who wouldn’t enjoy them for a few hours a day?
I have ten years of experience.
If you’re 15, that’s not quite accurate.
Children are the future and deserve love and nurturing.
Sure, but that should come with a paycheck—at least $15 to $20 an hour.
I’m passionate about childcare.
I’m passionate about pizza, but that doesn’t mean I’m a great chef.
I grew up around kids.
So did most of us; seeing children doesn’t make you an expert.
I love the joy kids bring.
There’s nothing like a four-alarm tantrum followed by a toy flying your way to truly appreciate that joy!
Let’s face it—this type of fluff could make anyone roll their eyes. Let’s be real; you need a job, and while you may not be head over heels in love with my kids, you can ensure they stay safe and sound.
If you want to impress me, tell me you’re a survival skills expert. That way, I know you can handle any chaos that comes your way—whether it’s a power outage or an escaped pet (including reptiles). That’s the kind of skill I appreciate when I think about leaving my little ones in your care.
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