8 Willy Wonka-Inspired Treats We Can’t Wait to See Come to Life

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Remember the moment when the doors opened to reveal the enchanting Chocolate Room in Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory? Did you, like many of us, dream of tasting those magical chocolate toadstools? While we can now buy Wonka Bars, Scrumdidilyumptious Bars, and, somewhat misleadingly, Everlasting Gobstoppers, there are still many fantastical treats from the film that remain locked away in our imaginations. Come on, Wonka, we want them now!

While Johnny Depp brought a fresh take to the character, Gene Wilder’s iconic portrayal is the one that truly captured our hearts. To pass on the nostalgia to my kids, we often revisit the original film, ensuring they know the catchy lyrics of “The Candy Man,” even though we might have skipped “Cheer Up Charlie” back in the day. It’s time for Nestlé to step up and create a real-life Wonka factory next to Harry Potter’s Wizarding World. Why hasn’t that happened yet? I can’t wait for a chocolate river, especially after witnessing Grandpa Joe’s miraculous recovery courtesy of chocolate—who knew it had such healing powers?

Here’s our wish list of delectable delights from the movie that we’re still waiting for:

1. Edible Tulip Teacups
   Imagine sipping your favorite beverage from a cup you can eat afterward! This eco-friendly idea would not only save on dishes but also add a delicious twist to any gathering. Bring on the edible dishware!
2. Exploding Candy for Rivals
   Before glitter bombs became a thing, Mike Teevee showcased a candy that literally blew him away in the Inventing Room. Who wouldn’t enjoy a little sweet revenge?
3. Rainbow Drops
   These colorful candies allowed you to spit in vibrant hues—purple, red, and blue! My two boys would have a blast with rainbow spitball fights. Come on, Wonka, make it happen!
4. Three-Course-Dinner Gum
   Violet Beauregarde turned into a blueberry after chewing this gum that promised a full meal. While we have flavored gums today, none come close to transforming you into a dessert. I bet fried chicken gum would be a hit with kids!
5. Lickable Wallpaper
   What a fun way to decorate and snack at the same time! Imagine telling your kids, “Go lick the walls!” It might save some time in the morning, but it could also lead to some interesting hygiene discussions.
6. Fizzy Lifting Drink
   Charlie and Grandpa Joe floated away in bubbles after drinking this fizzy concoction. Just imagine the fun at parties! Perhaps Cristal could join in the fun with their own bubbly lift drink.
7. Double Bubble Burp-a-Cola
   This was the drink that powered the Wonkamobile. A soda that not only quenches your thirst but also fuels your car? Sounds like a fizzy dream!
8. Wonka Vision
   Why isn’t chocolate just a remote control button away yet? With all the tech advancements, it’s shocking we don’t have this capability.

Since the film debuted in 1971, it’s high time these amazing treats became available to us. We’re eagerly waiting, Wonka! As the Candy Man himself said, everything he creates is deliciously satisfying and filled with love.

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In summary, the imaginative treats from Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory continue to spark our curiosity and cravings. From edible teacups to fizzy beverages, these whimsical delights are still just out of reach, but we remain hopeful for their arrival.