14 Thoughts Every Mom Has During Her Son’s First Football Game

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When a young boy steps onto the football field for the first time, his mother experiences a whirlwind of emotions. She feels immense pride yet can’t shake off the worry that he might get seriously hurt. Plus, she suddenly finds herself part of a new community of sports moms, navigating a maze of unspoken traditions and expectations.

Having just witnessed my son’s inaugural football game, I can wholeheartedly say that being a football mom is an emotional rollercoaster. My focus was more on the game than I’ve ever been, but a constant stream of thoughts made it hard to keep track of what was actually happening on the field. If you’ve been there as a mom, you know exactly what I mean.

  1. Did I wash his uniform enough? Are those pants looking a bit dingy next to the others, or is it just my imagination? Maybe I should’ve bought him a backup pair. Wait, do other moms do that? Ugh, what a bummer.
  2. Pay attention, kid! You don’t want to get your clock cleaned out there. If you end up hurt, don’t come crying to me. Wow, it’s sweltering out here!
  3. That kid just tackled my son! How dare he hit him so hard? Is he really in the right age group? Someone hold my earrings; I might just show him what getting knocked down feels like!
  4. Go, go, go! Score a touchdown! Oh no, wait! Stop! Wrong direction! Sigh, this isn’t going as planned.
  5. Can I count this as my workout for the day on my MyFitnessPal app? I’ve been jumping around, sprinting down the sidelines, and hauling that giant snack basket around. I’m pretty sure I’ve burned more calories than I do at the gym.
  6. It’s really hot and sunny out here. Did the coach remember to spray them with sunscreen? He has a son on the team, and my husband would—oh no! My kid is going to end up sunburned. Maybe I can sneak some sunscreen on him when he’s on the sidelines.
  7. Wow, look at that form! We might have the next football star here. First junior high and high school championships, then a college scholarship, and eventually the pros! Should I start networking with universities now? Do you think scouts will want to track a future Heisman winner right from the beginning?
  8. Get him! Don’t let him pass you! Your dad taught you better than that! Heck, I taught you! Body slam him like you do with your brother! Make it happen! But seriously, it’s so hot here.
  9. Am I the only one in a T-shirt and shorts? Did I miss the memo about wearing cute outfits in team colors? Now I just look like the lazy mom who doesn’t support the team.
  10. Why on earth does football season start when it’s still this hot? Thank goodness fall is just around the corner… I hope.
  11. I’m so relieved that the referee didn’t catch my son moving before the ball was snapped. Maybe he’s a fan of our team. I’m sweating like crazy.
  12. What a ridiculous call! That was totally biased! Did the other team’s coach bribe the referee? I swear one of the moms was flirting with him in the parking lot.
  13. Come on, son! Stop staring at the cheerleaders! Your coach won’t put you back in if you keep being distracted!
  14. Look at that mom over there, totally losing her mind! Her kid is not the star of the team, lady. Let’s remember they are just kids!

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In summary, watching your son play football for the first time is a unique blend of anxiety, excitement, and pride. From worrying about his uniform to cheering him on, every moment is filled with thoughts that only a mom can understand.