Let’s face it: your child is unlikely to make it to the NFL. I get it—he’s your pride and joy, and you see greatness in him. But I’m here to gently remind you that, statistically speaking, your little superstar probably won’t go pro. Allow me to break it down for you: More than a million kids participate in high school football. Out of that huge number, around 80,000 continue on to play in college, and of those, only about 1 in 325 will be drafted into the NFL. This translates to roughly 250 kids getting a shot at their NFL dreams. Those are some serious odds.
Now, consider the improbability of two kids from the same town on the same youth football team both being drafted into the NFL. It’s virtually impossible, wouldn’t you agree? So, how do I know your kid isn’t going pro? Because he’s on the same team as my child, and it’s clear as day that my little champ is destined for greatness. They can’t both make it, right? But don’t be disheartened—this is actually good news! Instead of imagining your kid’s future career as a football star, you can relax and enjoy the game for what it is—a fun experience.
Now, let me tell you why I’m so confident my little superstar is going to shine. First off, he’s ridiculously adorable. Just look at legends like Tom Brady and Brett Favre; they all started as cute kids. So, my little guy’s cuteness alone makes him a solid contender.
He also has an incredible arm. The other day, he threw the ball at me while shouting, “Think fast!” and let’s just say, I didn’t react quickly enough. The impact was unforgettable! Plus, his throws spiral perfectly every time—well, almost every time. You might think your child has a great arm too, but let’s be real… no.
My talented pumpkin is also a fantastic catcher, kicker, runner, and blocker. If he could just speed up a bit, he might even be able to throw to himself! The only reason he isn’t on the field for every play is that the coaches are likely trying to keep the game competitive and not make the other kids feel bad about his skills. Kudos to the coaches for that—it shows they have the kids’ best interests in mind.
Another sign that he’s destined for the NFL? He thinks about football all the time—well, except when he’s lost in Minecraft or strategizing how to avoid homework. And of course, there’s also food, biking, and those entertaining YouTube videos. So, aside from those distractions, he’s totally devoted to the game… I think.
Now, I’m not suggesting my kid is better than yours; I haven’t really paid much attention to your child. But I’m pretty convinced my little darling is simply the best. If you watched him play, I bet you’d agree. After all, he’s a part of me, and I recognize extraordinary talent when I see it.
And I must admit, it’s a bit unnerving that you think your own kid is perfect. Please tell me you’re not one of those parents. Get a grip!
This article was originally published on Sep. 24, 2015.
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Summary
While it’s natural for parents to dream big about their kids’ futures, the odds of youth football players making it to the NFL are slim. Embrace the joy of the game without the pressure of professional aspirations. Remember, each child has their own path, and it’s important to celebrate their unique talents, even if they don’t lead to the NFL.