Why Pink Himalayan Salt and the No-Poo Craze Drove Me to the Edge

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As a 44-year-old college-educated mother of four, my life has revolved around putting my family first. I breastfed my babies, prepared homemade baby food, and whipped up fresh meals every night, always featuring that beloved organic coconut oil. I ensured the kids’ homework was completed, engaged with their teachers, and volunteered for field trips. I even brought gifts for their bus drivers (yes, even in middle school!). I was the room parent and taught Vacation Bible School at our church every July.

I strive to buy organic whenever possible, avoid soda and juice, and recycle everything—even toilet paper rolls. I prefer ghee and pure olive oil over those blended versions. I limit screen time and encourage outdoor play for my kids. I often explore websites focused on minimalism, paleo diets, grass-fed meat, supporting local farms, and steering clear of GMOs. I grow my own organic vegetables, collect rainwater, and compost everything I can. Yet, I’ve come to realize all this pressure has taken a serious toll on my mental well-being.

Here’s a truth bomb: I still use deodorant that contains aluminum and shampoo with sulfates. I’ve always loved my electric blanket, just like my parents did. Sure, I’ve experimented with the so-called all-natural no-poo methods, which turned my hair into an odd reddish shade that was more clown than chic. I’ve tried chemical-free deodorants that left me smelling like I just finished a workout before I even left the house.

After hearing that butter in coffee was a health miracle, I gave it a whirl with organic grass-fed butter. I took two sips of the oily concoction and promptly poured it down the drain. Tragic, right?

I have friends who create their own 100-percent-natural deodorants, but I’ve heard horror stories of rashes due to the relentless baking soda. I even switched to pink Himalayan sea salt for its mineral benefits, only to read late one sleepless night that it might contain uranium. So, which is worse—a trace of radiation or a chemical-laden salt? Yes, pink Himalayan salt kept me up at night!

I noticed that my thoughts were consumed by first-world issues: Was my family getting enough magnesium? Should I choose grass-fed chicken over the regular supermarket kind? Was there arsenic in the rice I planned to serve? This mental hamster wheel had to stop!

A college friend and I tried the same no-poo hair conditioner with dismal results. After texting back and forth about our straw-like hair and brassy colors, I declared, “I’m done! I’m returning this nonsense and sticking to my regular shampoo and conditioner.” I’d rather risk a few health concerns than sacrifice my sanity for the sake of organic perfection.

Growing up in the ‘70s and ‘80s, I thrived on Twinkies, Pop-Tarts, and Chef Boyardee while watching Scooby-Doo. I rode my bike helmetless and inhaled gasoline fumes as my dad filled the tank—yikes! Despite my mom receiving weekly mercury injections during her pregnancy with me (a mystery still unsolved), I’m here, healthy, and so are my parents who grew up in a smoke-filled world.

I’m reclaiming my sanity as a risk-taker! So, hand me my trusty Secret deodorant, some regular shampoo, and crank that electric blanket up high on those frosty nights.

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In summary, the pressure to conform to an organic lifestyle can be overwhelming, and sometimes, it’s just not worth it. Embracing a balanced approach allows for more sanity and happiness in daily life.