I Care for You, But Your Kid Is Driving Me Crazy

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As parents, we often brace ourselves for the moment when our child forms a friendship with another kid whose parents we can’t quite vibe with. But what if the issue isn’t the parents at all? No matter how deep your friendship runs, there’s only so many times you can say, “Your kid just tackled mine,” or “Your little one is hoarding all the toys like a dragon” before your bond starts to strain.

So how do you communicate to your friend that their kid is a bit much for you? Sometimes, honesty is the best approach. With that in mind, here’s a lighthearted breakup letter to ease you through this tricky situation. (Note: This is meant for humorous relief and should be taken with a grain of salt. Always treat your friends and their children with kindness, no matter how challenging they may be. But let’s be real; we’ve all encountered a kid like this!)