Deciding whether to include kids in your wedding guest list can be a divisive issue that leads to strained relationships and endless debates. Instead of focusing on which desserts to serve or selecting the perfect song for your first dance, let’s take a moment to discuss the reality of kids at weddings.
Now, I know you might have your reasons for not wanting to invite them:
- We have limited seating.
- The caterer doesn’t serve chicken nuggets.
- It’s a late ceremony.
- We just don’t like kids.
But here’s the thing: there’s a common misconception that I want to be with my children every second of the day (probably because I’m with them all the time). So, if you want to keep it kid-free, just don’t invite them. Trust me, it’ll be delightful. Here’s why:
It’s Your Special Day
If you envision a wedding filled with doves, bridesmaids in stunning outfits, or a fun dance like the Electric Slide, go for it! Who am I to dictate how your celebration unfolds? Kids can certainly change the vibe of a wedding, and if you prefer a more adult atmosphere, I completely understand.
A Rare Night Out for Me
You’re actually encouraging me to leave my cozy home, slip into an expensive dress (that I’ll probably only wear once), dance with my partner, and unwind. This is a rare opportunity for me!
Avoiding the Competition
Let’s be honest: my 4-year-old looks adorable in tulle and sparkles. She’d steal the spotlight as she tosses petals down the aisle, and before you know it, all eyes will be on her instead of you. It’s your day, after all!
Kids Aren’t Thrilled Either
Let’s face it: children don’t exactly relish the idea of sitting still, being quiet, and avoiding wardrobe malfunctions in public. I’ve seen a few kids enjoy weddings, but usually, they’re stuck in a corner, sulking while playing on their parents’ phones.
Nobody Wants to Babysit
Family members often insist, “Bring Timmy, I’ll keep him entertained during cocktail hour!” But as soon as the bar opens, it’s every person for themselves. No one truly wants to babysit, and juggling drinks and toddlers is no easy feat. Plus, those little ones somehow manage to devour all the hors d’oeuvres!
Keeping the Guest List Manageable
At this stage in life, many of us have kids—lots of them! Allowing each guest to bring their little ones can quickly inflate your headcount. A dance floor packed with kids becomes a chaotic scene, making it hard to hear the vows over the chatter of children asking if it’s time to eat yet. Spoiler: my kids probably won’t even touch that fancy meal you’ve planned.
Saving Costs
Let’s not forget the expenses involved. Between my dress, hair, and makeup, now I must also consider outfits for my kids, endless snacks, and toys to keep them entertained. Plus, I’ll likely need a larger hotel room. And I guess we should also give a nice gift.
Mommy Needs a Drink!
I’m not a heavy drinker, but a celebratory glass (or two) of wine is a must at weddings. The last thing I want is to worry about my kids in a space full of potential hazards. Plus, I’d rather not explain to them why Mommy’s feeling tipsy.
No Pressure to Reciprocate
Let’s be real: chances are my child won’t be inviting you to their birthday party anytime soon. So feel free to save that spot for a relative or friend who will be genuinely excited to attend. Everyone will have a better time—especially me.
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