- You’ve decided to sell the crib—only to realize you forgot to take the stuffed animal out of it when the buyer shows up.
- Since 2015, you’ve hardly had a moment alone with your partner, and you’re starting to wonder if it’s time to rekindle that spark.
- Some days, when all you hear is “No!” and “I don’t want to!” it’s tough to remember why you thought this whole parenting thing was a great idea.
- The mere thought of giving up your favorite wine for another nine months? Yeah, let’s just not think about that.
- You’re ready to focus on other dreams, like starting a thriving business and enjoying that glass of pinot grigio.
- You just bought a flashy pair of sneakers. They’re bright and fun—who cares if they’re more for style than a workout?
- The sound of a crying newborn now sends chills down your spine, much like the eerie music from a horror film.
- Your partner jokingly threatens to leave you if you bring up another baby. (“Not if I get there first,” crosses your mind.)
- Your brain screams “no,” your heart reluctantly agrees, and your body is definitely not on board.
- The thought of spending another eight years at the school drop-off feels like a life sentence—people get less for serious crimes!
- Instead of a “No Junk Mail” sign, you’ve put up a “No More Babies” notice on your door, just in case fate has other plans.
- You’re on birth control, considering an IUD, and practicing celibacy—better safe than sorry, right?
- You take a look at your wonderfully chaotic family and realize that everyone who is meant to be there is already present.
But if you find yourself thinking, “Oh, why not? Just one more!” then you might not be done just yet.
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Summary:
Navigating the decision to have more children can be challenging. This lighthearted list highlights the signs that you may have moved on from baby-making. From prioritizing personal goals to embracing your current family, understanding your feelings is key to making the best choice for your future.