If we all unite and agree to ditch pants when stepping outside, we can finally make it happen. Seriously, it’s time to put an end to this pant-wearing madness once and for all.
Listen up, because if there’s one group that truly understands this struggle, it’s moms. We all know the reasons to go pants-less—and we’ve got a few more to add!
Meet Jake Thompson
Meet Jake Thompson, who has the ideal gig—getting tipsy and venting about life. Every week, he gets paid by Buzzfeed to sip wine at his desk and share his thoughts on camera. Seriously, what did this guy do in a previous life to land such a sweet deal?
In earlier rants, Jake has tackled everything from kids to weddings and even Halloween. This week, he hilariously turns his attention to the dreaded pants: “Shopping for pants is like signing up for a cruel practical joke. I didn’t invest four years in college just to waste my time and money squeezing into a fabric prison for my legs. Trying on pants is a complete mental battle. You have to take off your shoes, you’re starving, totally bewildered… your face is stained with tears, and you can’t even recall when the crying began. All that just to fit into an item that measures how much more you’ve expanded since the last time you attempted this.”
Wow! Talk about hitting the nail on the head! This humorous rant about something we all need to wear reminds us of the stress they can bring at various points in our lives. It’s the kind of laugh that helps you avoid tears.
The Essence of Frustration
Jake really captures the essence of why pants are so frustrating. Can you even imagine the epic rant he’d have if he had to deal with a bra? Or a bella band? Or even a bikini? Buzzfeed might just need to find a female counterpart to cover all bases.
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In summary, Jake’s hilarious take on pants resonates deeply with moms everywhere, as he captures the frustrations that come with shopping for them. His rants remind us all that sometimes laughter is the best way to cope with life’s little annoyances.