After years of toddler mayhem, our youngest just turned 3, and let’s be real—we’re feeling a little worn out. We’ve diligently toddler-proofed the house and installed gates to contain the chaos, but it feels like the house is teetering on the brink of disaster. Our two kids are wonderful, albeit loud and a bit difficult at times, but honestly, they’re no worse than any other toddlers. Still, we’ve reached a point where we’re kinda, sorta, totally over the whole toddler experience. Can you relate? Here are some signs that you might be in the same boat.
- Your child’s favorite hiding spot is right behind your phone as you scroll endlessly, oblivious to everything else. They could be causing a ruckus and you wouldn’t even bat an eye.
- Underwear mishaps? They’ve become a “cost of doing business”—we’ve accepted it as part of our daily grind.
- You’ve surrendered to toddler life. The moment you’re home, it’s pajamas all the way, and dinner might just consist of whatever half-eaten food is around. Pouches of veggies? They count, right?
- You consider a casual wipe of the hands as a legitimate hand-washing procedure.
- Screen time equals peace and quiet. That’s all you need to hear.
- Potty training? It’ll happen when it happens. The youngest is 3, and honestly, he’s halfway to doing it himself.
- You’ve come to terms with the fact that your kids behave better for every other adult. Great, they ate veggies with you—just don’t brag about it.
- Cleaning up only happens when the fear of public embarrassment kicks in. Even then, it’s more about creating the illusion of cleanliness.
- You’ve stopped caring about their screen time choices. If it keeps them quiet, they can watch whatever they want—yes, even questionable movies.
- Anyone claiming toddlers need more than one bath a week can go take a hike.
- Each kid gets one pair of pants a day. It’s a simple rule: wear them or go without. Honestly, it applies to adults too.
- You’ve lost count of how many times you’ve told them to put their “pee pee” away today. Enough is enough.
- You ponder if there’s a way to get a restraining order while trying to use the bathroom in peace.
- Fine, touch it. Let’s see what happens.
- Throwback Thursday gives you hope. Those parents you envy with their marathons and smiles were once in the same boat—exhausted and looking far from glamorous.
- Finding creative ways to get your kids to say “funny words” becomes an amusement. You just tell them to say it and then share a laugh.
- You’re not above bribing your kids with money or screens. Seriously, this strategy is golden while it lasts.
The toddler years can be filled with great moments. After all, they do start walking, and sometimes, they can even bring you a drink. Ah, the magic of parenthood!
Gotta run now—time to whip up some cheese sticks and applesauce. Hey kid, beer me!
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In summary, the toddler phase is exhausting yet filled with moments of joy and laughter. It’s a challenging time that can leave parents feeling frazzled, but it’s all a part of the journey.