I finally realized it’s not just me losing my sanity. I had begun to think I was going a bit crazy. I would hop in the car and see the ominous “E” for empty on the fuel gauge and wonder, Did I really just fill it up? Opening the kitchen drawer only to find my measuring cups tossed around like I had a lapse in consciousness while organizing was concerning.
Searching for juice glasses became a daily routine. Are they in the cupboard? Did I leave them in the bathroom again? I always place them next to the larger tumblers, but they’re never where I remember putting them.
Am I losing my mind?
I find myself opening drawers exclaiming, “Why on Earth did I put the can opener in with the pot holders?” Then it clicks—oh right, it was my teens’ turn to put away the dishes. They have a knack for shoving things in drawers and slamming them shut, leaving me in a state of confusion.
When my teenagers empty the dishwasher, it’s a masterclass in silent rebellion. They stash items away in places that make me feel like I’m battling early-onset Alzheimer’s. Just the other night, I made their favorite meatloaf, a recipe I swear by. Pro tip: add apricot jam for a sweet, irresistible flavor.
I prepared a double batch earlier in the day, anticipating their ravenous hunger after swim practice. After letting it bake, I removed it from the oven, letting the juices settle while I prepped sides—mashed potatoes and salad, yum! But when I returned to the kitchen, the Pyrex pan was empty. Confusion washed over me. Did I really make that double batch? Where did the meatloaf go?!
Turns out, my boys had come home early and helped themselves to generous slabs of meatloaf, completely disregarding the rest of the meal. Who needs mashed potatoes and salad, right? Just a fistful of meat is all they crave.
Am I losing my grip on reality? Did I forget to make dinner?
Before you start a search for your own misplaced items, take a moment to ask yourself: Are there teens living in your house? Hopefully, the answer is a relieved “yes.” If you find yourself on the kitchen floor questioning your sanity, remember, you’re not alone in this chaos.
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Summary
Living with teens can feel like a rollercoaster ride of confusion and chaos. From misplaced items to unexpected culinary disasters, it’s a challenge that many parents face. However, amidst the madness, finding humor in the situation can help keep your sanity intact.