Having had two delightful chubby little ones, I can attest that raising a baby in the 95th percentile comes with its own set of joys and hurdles. Here are 10 amusing truths that all moms of plump babies can relate to:
- Your breast milk could easily be mistaken for heavy cream—it’s that rich!
- Your baby’s closet is primarily filled with oversized short-sleeve shirts and sweatpants. Rolling up pant legs becomes second nature, as jeans can make your little one feel like a stuffed sausage, leading to a strong dislike for denim.
- You pack wholesome veggies in their lunches because offering anything resembling junk food invites unsolicited judgment. A skinny baby munching on a French fry is adorable, while a chubby baby doing the same faces harsh scrutiny.
- You’ve perfected two different responses to the inevitable question, “What are you feeding him?” Depending on your mood, you might cheerfully state, “He’s breastfed,” or sarcastically quip, “Mostly melted butter and ice cream.”
- Strangers love to bestow nicknames upon your baby, with titles like Marshmallow Man, Sumo Baby, and Michelin Man becoming common.
- Bath time takes a little longer as you navigate the adorable rolls that need extra scrubbing attention.
- You started off with grand plans to baby-wear, but had to abandon those dreams when your son hit 25 pounds at just 5 months old!
- The concept of a thigh gap transforms entirely—it’s now the delightful space between your daughter’s knee and leg rolls.
- Themed Halloween costumes are your favorite! Think along the lines of an Old-Timey Strong Man or Matt Foley, Motivational Speaker.
- You often worry that your little one will never outgrow their chubby baby phase, but when they do transition into toddlerhood, you find yourself missing those cute rolls.
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In summary, raising a chubby baby is filled with unique challenges and plenty of laughter. Embrace the journey, and remember that every stage is fleeting!