Parenting
The Elf On The Shelf Now Has a Fashion Line!
by Clara Miller
Updated: Dec. 8, 2020
Originally Published: Dec. 17, 2015
Yes, you read that right! The Elf on the Shelf has entered the world of fashion with its new line called “Claus Couture.” If this doesn’t make you want to roll your eyes so hard they might get stuck, then maybe it’s time to reconsider your holiday spirit.
As if we weren’t already juggling the pressure of crafting intricate tales for our kids about how this little elf is watching them for Santa, now we have to believe that our scout elf has a penchant for skinny jeans and trendy sneakers. Apparently, the elves up North have ditched their classic attire for a more hipster vibe.
Let’s dive into some of the delightful (and somewhat absurd) pieces from this collection:
- Winter Sparkle Skirt
Imagine your elf twinkling like a star atop the Christmas tree! That’s the promise of this elegant skirt. The description claims that an elf who feels beautiful is likely to bring good tidings and treats. Seriously, it urges you not to let your elf look “sloppy.” - Trendsetter Ensemble with Fur Vest and Plaid Skirt
This one’s for the “Diva Elf,” though I can’t help but wonder who came up with that title? Divas typically don’t fly to the North Pole every night to report to Santa. Plus, it comes with a $60 price tag! - Cozy Robe and Slippers & Playful Pajama Set
Priced at $60, this set is aimed at making your elf feel right at home. The description suggests it’s perfect for relaxing with a book and cocoa. I can’t recall the last time I splurged that much on my own pajamas! - Claus Couture Christmas Sweater
This festive sweater is designed with classic Arctic styling. But does anyone else feel like whoever wrote this is believing that elves are really dressing themselves? - Claus Couture Dazzling Dress
Every elf deserves to shine in this sparkly strapless gown. Just don’t tell your little elf that strapless dresses don’t quite pair well with their full elf suit. We want them to feel fabulous, after all!
For those of you genuinely enjoying the Elf on the Shelf tradition, kudos to you! The rest of us might be left wondering just how far this holiday craze can go. If you’re interested in home insemination options, you can check out this helpful post on intrauterine insemination for more resources. And if you’re exploring self insemination kits, Make a Mom has some authoritative information.
In summary, the Elf on the Shelf’s new fashion line, Claus Couture, is an amusing and somewhat ridiculous addition to the holiday tradition. While some may embrace these quirky outfits, others might just find it all a bit too much for the festive season.