As we wrap up the year, it’s the perfect time to reflect on our most engaging articles from 2015. Our mission at Home Insemination Kit is straightforward: parenting isn’t about perfection, so let’s drop the facade and embrace reality.
Our highlights from 2015 showcase a range of relatable experiences—from questioning how the fabulous Duchess of Cambridge manages to look stunning just hours post-delivery, to revealing the unfiltered truth about marriage when the kids are enjoying a sleepover at Grandma’s (think Netflix, burritos, and a much-needed snooze). We also rallied against the trials of parenting, while shaking our heads at being added to that obnoxious Facebook group filled with essential oil pitches and Jamberry nonsense. Parenting is a challenge, and we’re all striving to raise kind humans, so dive into this year’s favorites, and we’ll catch you in 2023!
How Does She Look So Good?
Okay, so I understand that Kate Middleton has an army of stylists and makeup artists working their magic, but let’s be real—she just gave birth to an eight-pound baby. And somehow, just ten hours later, she looks like she’s just come back from a day at the spa. Seriously?
The Realities of New Parenthood
Remember your third trimester when well-meaning friends promised to help out after the baby arrived? What they really meant was they’d come over to coo at the baby while you were left to handle the laundry and dishes. Super helpful, right?
Marriage: The True Picture
Marriage is sitting through a documentary on gold-mining when you’d rather be anywhere else. It’s your partner reminding you to exercise, even when you know that a donut would make you feel way better. It’s the occasional eye roll when they’re not looking.
What I Want From My Gynecologist
Where are my parting gifts? I mean, a visit to the dentist earns you a new toothbrush, while the gynecologist offers… nothing? How about a little thank-you gift for enduring that awkward poking? A sticker or a discount on laser hair removal would be a nice touch.
Insights from Before Kids
Before I had my own children, I thought I understood everything about parenting. Now, I’ve probably told my kids “I can’t understand you when you whine” at least five million times. Spoiler: kids whine because they enjoy it, not because it works.
Keeping Sane While Parenting
Now that I’m several years into raising my seventh child, I’ve figured out a few things. You might not get it perfect, but if you want to raise a decent human being and keep your sanity intact, here are my top ten tips.
A Note on Fifty Shades of Grey
I recently caved to peer pressure and watched Fifty Shades of Grey with friends. I wish I’d listened to that little voice telling me to just say no! But now, I have some thoughts to share with you about it.
Judgments Based on Appearance
Can we really judge a woman’s health by the size of her bathing suit? People often overlook an individual’s overall health while fixating on their size.
The Madness of Justice
Somehow, my daughter has become obsessed with Justice clothing. I thought I was steering her toward tasteful outfits, but it appears my efforts have been thwarted by her fashion-forward friends.
Facebook Group Fatigue
I can’t take being added to one more Facebook group. What’s with all the invites? Am I a friend or a prospect? I’d rather stay home and shop on Amazon Prime without any pants on than go to another awkward neighborhood party.
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In summary, 2015 was filled with relatable parenting moments and realities that resonate with many of us. Whether it’s navigating the challenges of motherhood or dealing with the quirks of marriage, there’s a wealth of humor and wisdom to be found in our past posts.