My son is 5 years old, and his excitement for Christmas is off the charts. Every evening, he enthusiastically lists new items for his wishlist, while I do my best to tune him out because, honestly, we couldn’t fit half of what he desires, even if we had the budget for it! (He’s getting just a fraction of what he wants this year.) My partner is usually just as thrilled about the holiday, but this year she’s also a bit on edge, worried that someone might ruin the Santa secret for our little one. Meanwhile, I’m feeling a bit of frustration from the constant loop of holiday music and movies filling our home.
She aims to maintain his innocence and keep the magic of Christmas alive for as long as possible, at least until he hits elementary school. I share her intention to let him believe in Santa, but I’m also aware that it gives me a handy tool for encouraging good behavior. After all, who wouldn’t want a little leverage with the naughty list?
Yet, despite our efforts, the truth will inevitably come out. Unless my partner decides to keep him away from his skeptical best friend—which I wouldn’t put past her—Santa may not last through this Christmas. But to be honest, I’m okay with it. My son has limited space in his mind for nonsense, and there are plenty of other myths I’d prefer him to embrace instead of attributing all the gifts to a mysterious figure! Here are eight fabrications I’d rather he believe than Santa Claus:
- Brussels sprouts are actually delicious. Whatever it takes to get him to eat something green (that isn’t Play-Doh), I’m game!
- You can achieve anything you set your mind to. He’ll discover the reality soon enough, but I won’t be the one to shatter his dreams—at least not until those dreams involve an expensive college degree in something with little job prospects. Dream big, but maybe keep it tech-related!
- All dogs go to heaven. This one just sounds delightful and comforting!
- The zoo is currently closed. In reality, it’s been shut down, along with the museum, the local playgrounds, and even the ice cream shop. Your room is the safest place—go there!
- If you skip school, Mommy and Daddy might end up in jail. Got to keep this kid going to class!
- Sorry, that show you adore isn’t available on Netflix anymore. Parents must preserve their sanity at all costs!
- Beer is absolutely disgusting. I can barely keep a straight face when I say it.
- Mommy and Daddy were just having a playful wrestling match!
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In summary, while the magic of Santa Claus is charming, there are plenty of other entertaining and useful myths that can help shape my son’s understanding of the world. Parenting is a balancing act of truth and fiction, and sometimes a little creativity goes a long way.