It’s a well-known fact that parenting comes with a serious sleep deficit. This is just part of the gig, and we navigate the sleepless nights with the hope of returning to those glorious nights of uninterrupted slumber. In the meantime, we find ways to cope, with coffee being a close friend and humor not far behind. Parenting brings numerous challenges and if we don’t laugh, we might just end up crying. That’s why these amusing tweets from the clever parents of Twitter serve as a delightful distraction from the exhausting reality of sleep deprivation.
- Pure Genius
Nothing is worse than a little one who refuses to sleep unless they’re clinging to you like a tiny octopus, one foot wedged in your back and fingers poking your eye. Do what you must to reclaim your space—this isn’t the moment for compassion! - Brilliant Strategy
This might just be the smartest idea ever conceived. Sign me up and take my money! - The Power Struggle
You find yourself completely at their mercy, and they know it. Drinks, adjusting the night-light, reading more books—their tactics to delay sleep are endless, while your patience evaporates. Just keep saying, “It’s only a phase,” or maybe just pour another drink. - Hello, Bed Hog!
How is it that a tiny human can occupy more space than an adult? While you’re crammed into a sliver of mattress, they’re snoozing blissfully, occasionally smacking you with their chubby arms. - Desperate Measures
When you’re in dire need of your child to drift off, you’ll consider all sorts of bribes. Just remember to follow through when they wake up. But hey, it’s worth it, right? - Totally Fair Deal
There’s an empty couch, no kids in sight. Name your price for a moment of peace—we will pay it. - Timing is Everything
Just as you’re about to close your eyes, your kids will unleash their inner tornado. It’s almost as if they have a sixth sense for your exhaustion. How do they always know!? - Naptime Disruptions
Oh, your child is napping? Perfect timing for the entire block to start mowing, the UPS guy to ring the doorbell, and the neighbor’s dog to launch a barking spree! Forget about catching up on that show you love. - Redefining Sleep
It’s remarkable how your definition of “sleeping in” shifts after becoming a parent. It’s something you once took for granted, now it’s a distant memory. - The Harsh Reality
Yup, this pretty much sums it up.
This article was originally published on Jan. 14, 2016.
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In summary, sleep deprivation is an all-too-familiar struggle for parents, but humor can help lighten the load. By sharing these funny moments, parents can find camaraderie and understanding in the sleepless nights.