When Pinterest meets a horror film, you end up with the unsettling Tooth Monster Doll. If you ever feel the need to issue a trigger warning for a toy, it might be a clear indicator that it shouldn’t exist in the first place. Yet here we are with this grim creation making waves on social media, prompting reactions that range from sheer terror to disbelief.
Seriously, I can’t shake off the idea that this doll will invade my dreams for weeks on end.
Are Your Little Ones Losing Their Baby Teeth?
Do you find yourself grappling with the urge to keep these tiny treasures as reminders of your child’s early years? Many parents do, whether it’s a keepsake box filled with a few teeth or, for the more enthusiastic, all of them. While some may find this a little quirky, it’s generally accepted that saving a few teeth in a designated space isn’t likely to raise eyebrows.
However, when you start stuffing those teeth into a plush toy’s mouth, that’s where things take a dark turn. Introducing the Tooth Monster Doll, a creation that raises a myriad of questions, the first being, “Why on Earth would anyone make this?” Followed closely by, “Seriously, WHY?” The mere thought of this ghastly figure lurking in the shadows while I sleep sends shivers down my spine.
Sentimentality vs. Nightmares
Now, I can understand the sentimentality that comes with parenthood. I’ve kept a few of my children’s first pacifiers and hair locks, too. It’s perfectly natural to want to hold onto these mementos from their childhood. But transforming them into a voodoo-like doll grinning with your child’s baby teeth? That’s just crossing the line.
In a parenting landscape where many feel compelled to make everything special, magical, or Instagram-ready, some may have lost sight of what constitutes an acceptable keepsake. A good keepsake should evoke warmth and nostalgia, not dread and nightmares. Seriously, the eyes on that Tooth Monster — are they following me?!
Consider a More Traditional Approach
The next time you consider getting crafty with your child’s baby teeth, take a moment to think twice and perhaps visit a more traditional route. A simple little box or even a Ziploc bag will suffice, and once you’re done, tuck them away out of sight. Because, as charming as they may seem to you, others likely don’t want to see your child’s old, crusty teeth. They definitely don’t need to be transformed into fodder for nightmares shared across your social media.
Further Reading
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Conclusion
In summary, the Tooth Monster Doll serves as a stark reminder that some keepsakes can take a turn for the bizarre and unsettling. When it comes to preserving childhood memories, sometimes a simple box is the best approach.