Notes I Should Probably Be Writing to My Children’s Teachers

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Kids are wonderfully peculiar creatures. Their boundless imaginations lead them to utter the most ridiculous things and pose the oddest questions. These traits are endearing when we’re at home, but as soon as they step into the school environment, I start to think, “Oh no, what if they mention this in class?!” With my talkative twins in pre-K and my inquisitive 3-year-old in preschool, I often feel the urge to clarify a few things with their teachers. So, here are some notes I probably should write to explain our little quirks: