If only you could tap into my thoughts… I think I can speak for all moms when I say, “Thank goodness you can’t!” Imagine the chaos! You’d discover our admiration for that one super organized parent in the carpool lane, our appreciation for the cashiers at the corner store, and the joy we find in picking up after partners who can’t seem to locate the laundry basket, the dishwasher, or even the bathroom. Plus, you’d catch a glimpse of the things we often hold back from our kids. Yikes!
Here are 10 thoughts that pass through a mom’s mind but rarely escape her lips (until they do):
- “Right now, you’re my favorite!”
At this very moment, yes you are! But just last week, I was totally Team Brother at 5:45 a.m. when you were awake and he was still snoozing. Yes, we have our favorites from time to time, and it often boils down to moments of fleeting affection. Kids can be downright adorable when they’re sound asleep. - “Can you honestly be that ______?”
Fill in the blank as you wish! Sometimes we can’t wrap our heads around what we see or hear. Whether it’s a daring leap from the dresser to the toddler bed or a question that’s just plain… silly (there, I said it!), we’ve all experienced those moments of disbelief. - “You little ______!”
Again, fill in the blank! This isn’t a sweet term of endearment—think less honey and more something that might raise an eyebrow. Don’t fret; only the angel on your shoulder is judging you for it. - “I’m leaving and never coming back!”
Many of us have uttered this, perhaps a few times (raises hand!). Motherhood is no walk in the park, but there are bright spots: the first day of school, holiday breaks, and visits to Grandma’s. Just remember, one day they will be all grown up. Savor the chaos! - “Today, I’m too exhausted for this!”
4 a.m. is not a typical wake-up call; that’s the hour of an ER doctor, not a mom trying to keep it together. We’re not making that doctor salary, so we’d prefer to sleep in until at least 6, please! - “Why can’t you be more like ______?”
Back to the Mad Libs approach! We all know comparisons are off-limits, but when the stress is high, we slip. We wonder why our child can’t be more like that seemingly perfect cousin, little Mia. Remember, while your child is having a meltdown in the grocery store, Mia is probably secretly eating glue. No one is perfect—except for your child, just the way they are. - “Wow, your breath is something else.”
Morning breath is a universal issue, but not everyone has the chance to brush their teeth right after waking up—especially that 3-year-old who snored all night and is now shouting the ABCs at you at 4 a.m. Can someone please find that rooster? - “Can you get your own food, please?”
Is nothing off-limits? Your food has magically become theirs, or so they think. Take a cue from the lioness—next time someone reaches for your snack, let out a little growl! - “I want my mom!”
No matter your age, you will always want your mother, especially during those chaotic moments when a gallon of milk has spilled, dinner is on fire, and the kids are having meltdowns from the couch. Mom is the best remedy! - “Just go to sleep, already!”
‘Nuff said.
As you can see, while we may think these thoughts, it’s wise to hold our tongues. Kids have a knack for repeating what they hear, and Grandma may not appreciate your new vocabulary.
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Summary: Motherhood is a rollercoaster filled with unspoken thoughts and feelings that often remain unvoiced. From fleeting moments of favorite children to the chaos of daily life, the internal dialogue of a mom can be both humorous and relatable.