As a generally law-abiding citizen, I can confidently say that I steer clear of illegal activities like shoplifting, graffiti, or any other shenanigans that might land me in trouble. I mean, I definitely wouldn’t risk removing a “DO NOT REMOVE UNDER PENALTY OF LAW” tag from my mattress… right? However, I must admit that sometimes I find myself pressing the gas a little too hard. The speed limit is 35, but when I glance down, it’s not uncommon for the needle to be flirting with 45 (yikes!). While I understand that speed limits exist for a reason, there are moments—especially for us moms—when we have some pretty valid excuses for putting the pedal to the metal. Here are a few:
1. Running Late
This scenario is a classic. Life throws curveballs, whether it’s a surprise diaper explosion, a loose pet, or a flat tire just as you’re about to leave. When these unexpected events occur, speeding becomes a necessity to avoid the social awkwardness of showing up late—be it walking into a meeting mid-discussion or finding your little one in tears at school, convinced you forgot them.
2. The ‘I Don’t Feel Good’ Alert
Picture this: you’re driving along peacefully when a panicked voice from the back announces they don’t feel well. Without a proper bag or any emergency supplies, you mentally scan the messy backseat, realizing that old fries and Goldfish won’t be much help. Because you’re just a couple of miles from home, you might risk it and keep driving, but let me tell you, you won’t be going slow when a potential barf situation is brewing.
3. Urgent Bathroom Break
Sometimes it’s the little ones who can’t wait to go, and other times, it’s us moms who’ve been holding it in for too long. The urgency to find a suitable restroom often results in a serious increase in speed. It’s not just about finding any gas station; it’s about getting to a toilet that feels safe and comfortable, preferably with nice toilet paper and no judgment.
4. A Challenge from Other Drivers
Minivan moms know this all too well. You pull up next to someone in a flashy car who gives you a look that says, “You can’t keep up with me.” The moment that light turns green, it’s game on. You hit the gas like a lion on a hunt, determined to prove that your family vehicle can hold its own against their shiny ride.
5. Your Jam Comes On
We’ve all experienced the magic of hearing that one song that makes you want to crank up the volume and get lost in the moment. Suddenly, you’re not just driving; you’re swaying, singing, and yes, speeding. When that favorite tune hits the speakers, it’s like the car accelerates on its own. I’m pretty sure that every time I hear “California Love,” I unintentionally push the speed limit a little.
While I don’t condone reckless driving, I admit that I’m just as guilty of minor speed-limit infractions as most other drivers. To the law enforcement officers who may catch me speeding down the road: I apologize for occasionally exceeding the limit, and I promise to be more mindful—except when nature calls. You get it, right?
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In summary, whether it’s a last-minute crisis, a stomach ache, or the urge to prove a point, moms often find themselves in situations that lead to a little extra speed on the road. Life is chaotic, and we do what we can to keep it all together—sometimes at a slightly faster pace.