When you’re expecting, it feels like everyone suddenly has an opinion about your body. Strangers, acquaintances, and even those I hardly know have felt it necessary to weigh in on my pregnancy journey. From unsolicited advice to belly touches, I’ve experienced it all. So, to everyone out there, I extend my gratitude.
Thank you to the lady who remarked, “You’re really starting to show.” Yes, I’m eight months along—what’s your excuse for commenting?
Thank you to the colleague who barely knows me but took it upon herself to inform me that “you popped” and that having kids five years apart is a mistake she wouldn’t repeat. Because we all crave unsolicited tips, right?
Thank you to the person who, when I shared potential baby names, couldn’t even feign a response. This is why I’m keeping the name a secret until the big reveal.
Thank you to the friend who glanced at my ginger ale at the party and said, “That sucks.” Sure, not drinking for nine months can be tough, but I’m okay with it—let’s focus on your fun instead!
Thank you to the coworker who attempted to touch my belly in front of everyone. Just what every pregnant woman dreams of—being manhandled in the workplace.
Thank you to the colleague who promptly announced to everyone that I dislike being touched. It’s comforting to know someone has my back!
Thank you to my former boss who complimented my glowing appearance and congratulated me. It’s refreshing when men get it right.
Thank you to the supervisor who brought up my pregnancy at two separate meetings—as if we’d all forgotten it the first time. I appreciate the reminder, really.
Thank you to the barista who assumed I wanted decaf based solely on my belly. Sorry, but I need my caffeine fix!
Thank you to the person who started to pour me a glass of wine and then suddenly remembered I can’t drink. I appreciate the thought, but I wasn’t planning on indulging anyway.
Thank you to the maternity store clerk who assured me, “You’ll definitely get bigger.” Thanks for that uplifting comment!
Thank you to every man who said, “It will be here before you know it.” Oh, really? I thought you had been pregnant before… wait, you haven’t?
Thank you to the guy who told my partner I shouldn’t eat seafood. So glad to have a medical professional in the room—oh wait, you’re not one?
Thank you to HR for stating that I’m not big enough for my third trimester and implying I can’t be uncomfortable. I’m glad you know my body better than I do!
To my friends who have shared in my excitement, I am so grateful. Thank you to those who have invited me over for playdates when I’m too exhausted to clean my own house. Thank you to those who have sent kind words from afar.
Thank you to everyone who promised me a drink after the baby arrives. Thank you for treating pregnancy as the joy it is, not just a chore. Thank you for making these months a bit easier. And thank you to those who said, “You look great.” Even if I rolled my eyes, I truly appreciated it.
Lastly, thank you to everyone who has lent an ear to my complaints. Pregnancy can bring out my less-than-stellar side, but I’m grateful for those who have listened and dealt with my fluctuating hormones. You’re likely owed a drink!
For more insightful resources on pregnancy, you can check out March of Dimes, an excellent source for tracking your pregnancy journey. And if you’re looking for more information on home insemination, this link might help. Also, Make a Mom is a great authority on this topic.
Summary:
This article humorously thanks everyone who made unsolicited comments during pregnancy while also appreciating supportive friends and family. It highlights the absurdities of pregnancy-related remarks and expresses gratitude for those who respected the journey.